Problems of a shopkeeper

We decided to be open on Monday and Tuesday before New Years because we didn't want to be closed four days in a row. We had a surprisingly good day on Monday. Except for the nanny problem.

You see sometimes nannies come in to shop and they are always a problem. They usually have a couple of kids in tow who run wild because the nannies can't control them at the best of times and when they are trying on clothes they really don't give a shit.

Well yesterday we had two dressing rooms going with destination shoppers who were spending. So the wife had to pay attention to them. I had to deal with everything else. So when this nanny came in I helped her find a dress for New Years. She was there for two hours while the nasty kids talked and ran around and acted like little entitled assholes. Now as a Man I can't correct them. I don't want to get arrested. So the wife had to talk sternly to them a few times. I wanted to simply talk some sense to them. "Look kids your parents don't love you. That  is why they leave you in the hands of an illegal immigrant for sixty hours a week. They would rather be at the office shuffling papers than wiping you snot faced noses and listening to your bullshit. Oh and you were adopted. Your real parents hated you even more. So sit down and wait till you get old enough to take drugs to take the edge off your useless unhappy lives."

But the wife wouldn't let me do that.

I never get  to have any fun.