On the other hand the best day to drink at an Irish Pub is the day after because regulars drink for free. You see they make so much money and so many tips that it is almost like customer appreciation day. They know that the stone alkies will be drinking on a snowy February Tuesday so they want to show some appreciation.
Everything is pretty much ruined about Paddy's Day anyway. I will not watch the parade because the TV channel extorted the Hiberians to allow gays to march in the parade. There has been a long standing policy that no single issue group could march under their own banners. Thus no gays. But also no Right to Life. No gun control or pro second amendment. No anti death penalty. You could hold those views or do those things but you march as an individual not as a single issue. But the gay mafia put enough pressure on the advertisers and the TV that they threatened the Hibernians rice bowl so they surrendered and a gay group associated with the TV station is marching. Of course that is not enough and Comrade De Blasio and a bunch of other politicians are not marching because they want every gay group that wants to march to be in the parade. I assume they want to see a float with leprechauns shoving emerald green dyed cucumbers up their ass.
Comrade De Blasio is nothing if not consistent. He showed up fifteen minutes late for Mass and started glad handing and talking as he walked in to the middle of the Mass. The Cardinal didn't say anything. I mean a real priest would mention it when you came in late and disrupted the Mass. Shit it has happened to me. You just don't walk in and disrespect the Mass. Not without consequences. Cardinal Dolan is just a loser and a Quisling.
Just goes to show you. Never trust anyone named Dolan.
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In my parish, had Comrade anyone walked in late and began glad handing and yakking it up with other attendees while strolling up th aisle....the Priest would have quietly ceased the service and cut off the music (a nice hand swipe across his neck visible by the organist and choir)....then just stood there until the yakking idiot noticed the echo in the large chamber and that it was only his voice. After maybe another minute's pause, following the idiot's shutting up and sitting down, without fanfare the Priest would have begun the services where he left off.
Were the miscreant to try to approach the altar at the end of services to make amends, the Priest would exit through the sacristy rather than down the aisle to greet others. That might not be "Christian forgiveness" but it does send a message....not to mention it would fire up the mostly Mexican congregates to berate the idiot who embarrassed them all in front of their children. That could turn out to be fun, eh Jefe?
I just read in the Post that dentists' business goes through the roof immediately after St. Patrick's Day. Broken teeth from face palming the sidewalk and, uh...altercations.
Faster Please!
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