From: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
Re: Our college Days
CC: Bill Clintion, Ellen Degeneres, Oprah, NOW, Emily's List
Dear Cami,
I have been reading your latest screed and I must say I am very disappointed. I see where you go after Bill again about that stupid tramp Monica. Get over it already. It is no big feminist issue. I don't care if he used young girls to service him so I can concentrate on implanting my plans for world domination. Don't you remember all those times in college when we were in the steam room at Lucille Roberts talking about how we were going to topple the patriarchy and take over the world? I mean then you could put your finger on it. I mean you always put your finger on it.
Don't you remember the good times?
By the way I still have those pants. Huma wears them now. She loves to get into my pants.
Please be a dear and donate some of your vast riches to the Clinton foundation or at least use my Amazon portal to show your appreciation for my activities as a model for women. I think I deserve much more than obscure college professors who are drunk and disorderly even if they do write about you on their failing blogs.
Toodles,
Hillary.
5 comments:
Bullseye! Taking toreador style up a notch.
Now all she needs is a stripped top, and off to jail she'll go.
Can I post this at Lem's?
It would be a kind of teaser...people would have to "subscribe" to TY to read the full series.
Of course you can post this to Lems.
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