Marilyn's Diary

I loved my Uncle Herman and Aunt Lily. They were a lot of fun. We did a lot of fun things in Southern California. Went to Dodger games with the box seats that Grandpa got from Sandy Koufax. Went to Sea World. The tar pits. Grauman's Chinese theater.

But the best times was when we went to the turtle races. I mean they were really slow. But Aunt Lilly loved them. You see she loved the feeling of something big and green between her legs.

That is why she married Uncle Herman after all.