I'd use the same photo if Godzilla had been written by Jane Austen. Which illustrates how little I've retained from the time I could have told you the difference between Trollope and Austen. All gone now. Wait...it just came to me...if Godzilla had been written by Jane Austen Godzilla would be wearing a Royal Navy uniform...and the umbrella would stay.
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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I'd use the same photo if Godzilla had been written by Jane Austen. Which illustrates how little I've retained from the time I could have told you the difference between Trollope and Austen. All gone now. Wait...it just came to me...if Godzilla had been written by Jane Austen Godzilla would be wearing a Royal Navy uniform...and the umbrella would stay.
Or maybe a Royal Japanese Navy uniform.
I'm not as well read in fiction as some of you urbane folks.
My bride is very well read.
Godzilla written by Truman Capote.
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