I could never understand why Uncle Herman left us. I mean he had access to my nubile teenage body. I never deny him. Whatever position or practice he would come up with was fine with me.
What really confused me was how he left Aunt Lily. She had a rockin body for a woman who was 562 years old. She kept trying to spice up their marriage. She would wear these outrageous outfits to try to spark Uncle Herman's interest. But nothing seemed to work.
When she paraded around in her favorite bat bra I got a little wet. I couldn't help it.
You see I also loved my Aunt Lily.
Sunday, March 15, 2015
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Yvonne De Carlo was the shit.
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