To: The Chairman of MTV
From: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
CC: Martha Quinn, Mark Goodman, JJ Jackson, Nina Blackwood
Dear Sir.
I would like to arrange an interview on your wonderful music channel. Bill and I watch it all the time. We especially enjoy the Michael Jackson, Madonna and Duran Duran videos that are on constant rotation. My advisors think I should do something to bring my message to the young people and I think doing an interview with one of VJ's is just the thing.
I want to be relevant and dare I say "cool." I think being on MTV will be groovy.
Please let me know what time will work for you. My schedule is open these days since I have wiped out my server and do not have to comply with any more pesky subpoenas.
Call me.
Hillary.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
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LoL. Btw, Bill knows all about how to get in touch with young people.
Hillary should talk to him.
She sure picked a tough corn row to hoe.
LOL! I like this series. And, chick w/ a pun makes it like old times.
Hillary's latest announcement that she's "wiped her server hard drive clean" is funny. Sure, using various software you can wipe a drive clean with between 3 and 7 overwrites (DOD standard), however...
You can also copy that hard drive completely intact, before "wiping", using another hard drive mounted in a $29 SATA & IDE module....like I have on my desk and have referred to before. Or just use a large portable hard drive device such as Western Digital's "Passport" series ($89 - $199 depending on capacity)that I also use regularly....small, easy to conceal, and portable without requiring external power other than that through the USB2 or 3 connection.
None of the media pundits have mentioned this simple possibility...thus I figure they are all in the Clinton tank, including Fox.
WTF is going on?
Ari, Always appreciate your expertise.
Megyn Kelly on Fox News, tonight, mentioned the possibility of a copy HDD made prior to "wiping" the server's original. Good for her.
Her face has really been airbrushed.
rcocean....re: airbrushed. Who cares? :-)
I like her show because of her attitude, not her looks...Fox and other cable outlets have plenty of "lookers."
Or did I misunderstand you? Airbrushing, after all, is very hard to do on video versus a photograph.
rcocean...now that I am fully awake, I realized you were referring the highly airbrushed photoshop of Ms. Hilary. :-(
Rcocean....now as for liking pundits for looks, among other things, my choice would be Dana Loesch. :-))
I just read Hillary just rented a spot for her national headquarters @ 1 Pierrepoint Plaza in Brooklyn!! Trooper has a new neighbor.
I know isn't that great!
Hey maybe I can invite her to the store. I don't have pant suits but maybe we can work something out.
I suggest you try THIS for good ole Hillary.
LOL Airdog. Off topic: Here's one of the emailed jokes that got the Cops in Ferguson in trouble with DoJ:
"There’s a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center, but they threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.”
Ari w/ the knockout! LOL, my friend.
Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week.
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