Saturday, March 28, 2015

You've got mail

To: The Chairman of MTV
From: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
CC: Martha Quinn, Mark Goodman, JJ Jackson, Nina Blackwood

Dear Sir.

I would like to arrange an interview on your wonderful music channel. Bill and I watch it all the time. We especially enjoy the Michael Jackson, Madonna and Duran Duran videos that are on constant rotation. My advisors think I should do something to bring my message to the young people and I think doing an interview with one of VJ's is just the thing.

I want to be relevant and dare I say "cool." I think being on MTV will be groovy.

Please let me know what time will work for you. My schedule is open these days since I have wiped out my server and do not have to comply with any more pesky subpoenas.

Call me.
Hillary.

16 comments:

rcocean said...

LoL. Btw, Bill knows all about how to get in touch with young people.

Hillary should talk to him.

chickelit said...

She sure picked a tough corn row to hoe.

ndspinelli said...

LOL! I like this series. And, chick w/ a pun makes it like old times.

Aridog said...

Hillary's latest announcement that she's "wiped her server hard drive clean" is funny. Sure, using various software you can wipe a drive clean with between 3 and 7 overwrites (DOD standard), however...

You can also copy that hard drive completely intact, before "wiping", using another hard drive mounted in a $29 SATA & IDE module....like I have on my desk and have referred to before. Or just use a large portable hard drive device such as Western Digital's "Passport" series ($89 - $199 depending on capacity)that I also use regularly....small, easy to conceal, and portable without requiring external power other than that through the USB2 or 3 connection.

None of the media pundits have mentioned this simple possibility...thus I figure they are all in the Clinton tank, including Fox.

WTF is going on?

ndspinelli said...

Ari, Always appreciate your expertise.

Aridog said...

Megyn Kelly on Fox News, tonight, mentioned the possibility of a copy HDD made prior to "wiping" the server's original. Good for her.

rcocean said...

Her face has really been airbrushed.

Aridog said...

rcocean....re: airbrushed. Who cares? :-)

I like her show because of her attitude, not her looks...Fox and other cable outlets have plenty of "lookers."

Or did I misunderstand you? Airbrushing, after all, is very hard to do on video versus a photograph.

Aridog said...

rcocean...now that I am fully awake, I realized you were referring the highly airbrushed photoshop of Ms. Hilary. :-(

Aridog said...

Rcocean....now as for liking pundits for looks, among other things, my choice would be Dana Loesch. :-))

ndspinelli said...

I just read Hillary just rented a spot for her national headquarters @ 1 Pierrepoint Plaza in Brooklyn!! Trooper has a new neighbor.

Trooper York said...

I know isn't that great!

Hey maybe I can invite her to the store. I don't have pant suits but maybe we can work something out.

Aridog said...

I suggest you try THIS for good ole Hillary.

rcocean said...

LOL Airdog. Off topic: Here's one of the emailed jokes that got the Cops in Ferguson in trouble with DoJ:

"There’s a new Muslim clothing shop that opened in our shopping center, but they threw me out after I asked if I could look at some of the bomber jackets.”

ndspinelli said...

Ari w/ the knockout! LOL, my friend.

Aridog said...

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week.