Aunt Lily was distraught when Uncle Herman left us. She turned to drugs, sex and plastic surgery. But more than that she became sex obsessed.
She had many sexual partners. Bo Belinsky. Hugh Hefner. Charlie Manson. Dennis Wilson. Don Draper. Mamie Van Doren. But it was not enough for her.
Finally she adapted the electric chair that Uncle Herman had brought back from Germany where he had first been reanimated. She rigged it into a huge electric vibrator. She sat in it for hours at a time.
I couldn't take it anymore. I moved out the next day.
Friday, April 24, 2015
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Obviously Uncle Herman got off on the chair too--at least he did 50 years ago
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