From: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
Re: Fifty shades of Grey
Hey Dakota.
How ya doing.
As you might know I am running for President and I would like you on my team. Especially since you are familiar with the Fifty Shades of Grey. So I need your advice.
You see my pubes are just about fifty shades of grey and I wonder if I should dye them so I will look younger on the Campaign Trail. Sometimes it shows through my pants suits. Especially my powder blue ones that are my favorite.
So I was wondering if you could stop by my Campaign Headquarters to sneak a peak. I value you opinion. With your help we can lick this problem.
So to speak.
Toodles
Hill.
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