Friday, May 13, 2011

I put the ducks on the case!





They are reading up on investigative techiques so we can figure out what happened to our friends. You can't just dissappear like that. They have to be around somewhere.

We better get quacking. I mean cracking. I mean crack emceeing. I don't know what I mean.

Maybe I can ask Sir Archy to weigh in from the Astral Plane to give us an idea as to what is going on. I mean so many people are displaced right now. MadisonMan can't stay balance on both sides of the fence without the blogger lady? Where is Garage Mahal going to go to drop pithy putdowns in progressive proclamations? Where is Titus going to pinch his loaves? Where will Jay Retread go to whack his bag?

We need some reinforcements.

16 comments:

Original Mike said...

Google is evil.

Trooper York said...

I know. You know they even used a Packers logo after they won the big game.

That's the mark of Satan right there I tells ya!

Original Mike said...

Would that be the World Champion Green Bay Packers logo?

The Dude said...

Now you know what happened to Bissage.

Harrington said...

I didn't realize I had become so addicted to her daily blog. I'ts driving me crazy not being able to log on.

chickelit said...

Who's handheld device is that blogfather?

I thought you were a late adapter.

The Dude said...

Never ask a Brooklyn guy about a "hand-held device". That won't end well...

Trooper York said...

That is my new kindle. I got it as a present and am really enjoying it. I was kinda against it because I love books. But I downloaded all of the "Game of Thrones" books and have been rereading them all this week. It is a lot of fun.

And the ducks love it. Although they keep downloading duck porn.

Ron said...

Porn la Canard? C'est Bon!

blake said...

They're Peeking Ducks!

Whoa, just channeled Ruth Ann, there.

john said...

Where will Cookie go with all his war criminal accusations?

Where will C-ford go when he uncovers the latest Joos! conspiracy?

Where will Montana go when --- hmm, where did Montana go?

Trooper York said...

I think blogger got him too!

The Dude said...

Don't mind that Jungle Ritmo Urban Montana Douche Boy went away, just wish he would come back long enough to pick up hdhouse and take him away too.

chickelit said...

When Google took my blog away all I had to give them was a mobile phone number.

Now I just put two and two together about why I get all those weird crank calls on my cell phone I never used to get.

Either that or it's garage mahal. We exchanged numbers and chatted on the phone once.

Simon said...

As Mike said, Google is... Well, if not evil, then indifferent to anything other than advancing its sphere of control. Since we've handed them the keys to the kingdom—you'd be shocked how many businesses have blithely surrendered their documents on Gdocs; check the terms and conditions, dummies!—let's hope our new overlords are benevolent. Oh. What? They're Californian liberals? Oh shit. There goes the planet.

Chennaul said...

Ya what the hell is it with "the ghost" every time you post pictures of ducks and he comments he's wanting erections of monument....from the French or somethin'.

gawd.