"It looks like a shoulder but who has hair growing on their shoulder like that?"
Well, yeah, I'm no Khalid Sheikh Mohammed but, okay, so I have a hair growth problem. I tried plucking. I tried waxing. But nothing seemed to help.
Hey, how about a little credit for coming up with something creative, unlike Mo who could only work out his personal problems by becoming a mass murderer?
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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The tat shows that size isn't everything.
OK, I'm gonna feel (more) like an idiot but--what body part is that?
It looks like a shoulder but who has hair growing on their shoulder like that?
blake said...
OK, I'm gonna feel (more) like an idiot but--what body part is that?
I wanna know too. And blake you're far from being an idiot.
"It looks like a shoulder but who has hair growing on their shoulder like that?"
Well, yeah, I'm no Khalid Sheikh Mohammed but, okay, so I have a hair growth problem. I tried plucking. I tried waxing. But nothing seemed to help.
Hey, how about a little credit for coming up with something creative, unlike Mo who could only work out his personal problems by becoming a mass murderer?
But that is how he won the blogger lady's heart.
It was his tat.
Tit for tat.
That was a set, right blogfather?
Absolutely.
I started a campaign for Meade to get a pooche.
I know he loves pooches because that is what attracted him to the blogger lady in the first place.
I was gonna put that pooche joke on her blog but it was too mean.
Never trust a man who doesn't love pooches.
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