Schelp! I need somebody, Schelp, not just anybody, Schelp, you know I need someone, schelp!
When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's schelp in any way. But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured, Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Schelp me if you can, I'm feeling down And I do appreciate you being round. Schelp me, get my feet back on the ground, Won't you please, please schelp me?
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
5 comments:
Portable can.
He'll come along one day, the man I love,
And he'll be big and strong, to shlep oy vey.
Schlep not schlep. Oy vey is right!
schlep or schlepp also shlep (shlp) Slang
To carry clumsily or with difficulty; lug
Yeah, I guess the "c" helps.
Some of us are born to schelp.
Schelp! I need somebody,
Schelp, not just anybody,
Schelp, you know I need someone, schelp!
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's schelp in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self
assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the
doors.
Schelp me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Schelp me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please schelp me?
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