Friday, May 11, 2012

The ducks are happy!

Last year I bid and won on a bucket of port. Six bottles of premium port in different flavors. They think I am going to do the same thing this year.

The little bastards got drunk out of their faces.

And when I complained?

They told me to put it on their bill.

17 comments:

chickelit said...

Got any, grips?

How about gaffers?

The Dude said...

Put it on my bill? I'm not that kind of duck!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

A little warm for port...

Ron said...

I'll take one of those...for National Security reasons, my friend....


Does this work? Hope so!

blake said...

Any port in a storm.

Titus said...

Why does garlic produce the most nasty of smelling loafs?

Thank you and good day.

Titus said...

Have any of you seen the video of the woman from Nebraska talking about gay sex.

It is the most hilarious thing I think I have ever watched.

The guy's reaction behind her is priceless.

Off to the beach.

tits.

blake said...

Yes!

Romans! Judas or Jesus! Homo or no go!

Whoa.

ndspinelli said...

My bowels make the stinkiest farts w/ onion dip and beer. Being Eyetalian, my bowels were raised on garlic. But, for a boy raised in rural Wi., it may have never been used in your kitchen.

chickelit said...

Why does garlic produce the most nasty of smelling loafs?

See under mercaptans (organosulfur compounds).

Garlic (and onions) are rich in organosulfurs. They're also thought to be anti-cancer agents, but that's more outside my learning.

Chip S. said...

Apparently eating dog meat causes long-term malnutrition.

The President is
shrinking!!
OMG, the President is shrinking!

I'm sure his farts smell like honeysuckle, tho.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

A post for Titus!

Anonymous said...

Eat Your Garlic!

chickelit said...

Fittingly perhaps, the active in garlic is called Alliin and her cousin Allicin.

MamaM said...

Web feats are
Well suited
For praddling
About port.

Starboard too!

Titus said...

True, spin. My mother never used garlic. We were so midwest.

I never had any italian food until I moved out here, seriously.

tits.

Titus said...

Hi Mama Wama.

titsy witsy.