Marilyn's Diary

The Munster's were always a very sexual family. We were very open about our sexuality. It is a Transylvania thing.

Of course it wasn't normal sexuality. Little Eddie was a peeping tom. He loved to sneak in all the front yards of our neighbors and try to catch them going to the bathroom while he whacked his bag. They neighbors dog's would always go crazy. Of course then Eddie would eat them.

Grandpa was somewhat more private. We all knew he sucked but since he was a vampire it was no big deal. It was just all the times he got arrested  at the bus station could be very embarrassing.

The worst ones were Uncle Herman and Aunt Lily. They were always having sex out in the open. On the stairs. In the front yard. By the pool. When I first came to live with them they were so much in love that they never stopped. And the fact that they were making love all the time wasn't the problem. It was the sounds they would make. Uncle Herman would roar and moan like he was a monster or something. And Aunt Lily would screech like a banshee. Which was weird because she was a succabus not a banshee.

I will admit it was an education. I got to see many different positions. Uncle Herman was so strong he would hold up Aunt Lilly and do her against the wall. He would hold her upside down and drive into her like he was drilling for oil. But most of all they enjoyed their favorite position.....the reverse triple sow cow.

It is how I will always remember them.