Trooper York: What if?

Monday, November 26, 2012

What if?

Lady Chatterley's love accidentally sent you a copy of the sex tape he made with the blogger lady?

84 comments:

Chip S. said...: "Sex tape" sounds like a low-rent alternative to velvet handcuffs.; November 26, 2012 at 10:22 PM
MamaM said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; November 26, 2012 at 11:47 PM
MamaM said...: Vetrap

...the world's first and leading brand of flexible self-adherent wrap ...for all animals—great and small.; November 26, 2012 at 11:49 PM
chickelit said...: Is sex tape sticky? Does it come in different colors?; November 27, 2012 at 12:13 AM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: Is that next week's Dave's Old Porn?; November 27, 2012 at 3:02 AM
blake said...: What if? Paris Hilton were a troll doll?; November 27, 2012 at 2:02 PM
blake said...: Damn, Troop, I'm impressed by this one. You were searching variations of "blood", weren't you?; November 27, 2012 at 2:04 PM
TTBurnett said...: What you really need are the Elmo Sex Tapes.; November 28, 2012 at 12:11 AM
chickelit said...: Tim, glad to see you back here!; November 28, 2012 at 12:46 AM
Chip S. said...: Likewise.

I'm tickled pink.; November 28, 2012 at 1:03 AM
ndspinelli said...: Tim, Where you been? Good to see your bespectled face.; November 28, 2012 at 10:29 AM
Michael Haz said...: Baron Zemo nailed it, three times, over at TOP on the thread about Angus T. Jones. Great work, Baron.; November 28, 2012 at 1:01 PM
The Dude said...: Patty Duke is another example of a child actress who was taken advantage of by her parents, albeit probably a bit before Baron Zemo's time.

Inga the Ignorant still claims BZ is TY. I am not seeing that, myself. Their writing is vastly different. And by "still" I mean the last time I bothered to read comments over there - the less I visit that dump the better my life is. And today is a happy, sunshiny day, so there you go.

In other news, I just rough turned a 16" dogwood bowl. That may be the largest bowl ever turned out of one piece of dogwood.

No stage mother was involved in the production of that bowl.; November 28, 2012 at 2:04 PM
blake said...: Heh. I guess I can't say TY never fooled anyone...; November 28, 2012 at 2:22 PM
The Dude said...: Aw Blake, you mean he got me? Really? He has sneaked back into the lair of the beast under a false flag and learned how to spell all in an effort to comment at TOP?

If all that is true then he has fooled me. Well and truly.; November 28, 2012 at 2:36 PM
Trooper York said...: Let me state for the record that Trooper York and Baron Zemo are two entirely different people.

Trooper York will never post again at TOP.

Baron Zemo is a different person. Just sayn'; November 28, 2012 at 2:47 PM
The Dude said...: That would have been a more effective statement if you had written it as Baron Zemo, Troop.

Okay, just kiddin'...; November 28, 2012 at 2:50 PM
Chip S. said...: I must have lost my noob status at TOP, b/c lately I've been thinking that the quality of comments there has gone to shit. I suppose that has always been so.

Well, except for that Baron Zemo dude.; November 28, 2012 at 2:53 PM
The Dude said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; November 28, 2012 at 2:55 PM
Michael Haz said...: I do admit to being surprised by how well Inga is pulling off the 'Baron Zemo' identity. No one over there has a clue.; November 28, 2012 at 3:31 PM
Chip S. said...: I think everybody knows.

I mean, edutcher knows.

Even lawnboy knows.

The good spelling was a good stab at misdirection, but there were too many tells later on.

Just sayn'.; November 28, 2012 at 3:59 PM
Chip S. said...: I, on the other hand, don't know nothin'.

And I'm keepin' it dat way.

Just sayn'.; November 28, 2012 at 4:00 PM
blake said...: Heheheh. Well, what do I know? I think everyone's a sock puppet, I hear...; November 28, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Darcy said...: I am Baron Zemo!; November 28, 2012 at 4:05 PM
blake said...: Yes, Trooper York is an entirely different person from Baron Zemo, who in turn is different from Kirby York.

*kaff*; November 28, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Trooper York said...: I am legion.; November 28, 2012 at 4:20 PM
blake said...: Wait, not Kirby York...It wasn't Rooster Cogburn...Capt. Dooley? I remember another John Wayne character popping up at AA years ago...; November 28, 2012 at 4:29 PM
blake said...: Have you read "Legion", TY? Blatty's follow-up to "The Exorcist"?; November 28, 2012 at 4:30 PM
Michael Haz said...: I knew it!! Barons and their tennis courts - dead giveaway.; November 28, 2012 at 4:34 PM
Michael Haz said...: I am legion.

So that makes us, what, legionnaires?; November 28, 2012 at 4:35 PM
The Dude said...: Blake has cut to the chase - how does one fictional online character prove that he is not another fictional online character, when in reality we are all motes in Darcy's eye.

Hey Darce! How you doin'?; November 28, 2012 at 4:52 PM
The Dude said...: I once disassembled a cooling tower on a hospital in Boston. It's a wonder I didn't catch Legionnaire's disease. Or start it.

Liberty Valence is the character TY is thinking of. I am pretty sure of that. Or Jimmy Stewart, who was played by Lee Marvin, late of Andy's Gang, where magic twangers were frequently twanged.; November 28, 2012 at 4:57 PM
Darcy said...: You're all the apples of my eye, Sixty!

I'm doing okay. I'm soothing my bruised heart after the election with some reading and movie-watching.

Watched Big Jake and Appaloosa over the weekend. Enjoyed John Wayne, as always, but Appaloosa was the surprise to me. Really liked it.

Also caught Tombstone last night. I think I just want to time travel back to those days or somethin'.; November 28, 2012 at 5:04 PM
The Dude said...: Ye-ah, Pilgrim, when we could settle all our problems with a sharp quip and a six shooter. Those were the days.

Maybe the character Troop is remembering was Tom Doniphon, especially since that character went on to have his on reef in another movie. The Duke was a busy guy.; November 28, 2012 at 5:08 PM
Chip S. said...: I worked for a while as an apple picker, but found it was tough work compared to cowboying, where the Appaloosa.

#badgroucho; November 28, 2012 at 5:42 PM
The Dude said...: I told a friend I was moving to North Carolina.

She said "Really?"

I said "No, Raleigh."

Never lived in Alabama, where elephants wear pajamas.; November 28, 2012 at 5:49 PM
Chip S. said...: I enjoy setting picks for Sixty.; November 28, 2012 at 5:52 PM
Chip S. said...: Nice to see Darcy's back.

Give yourself a hug for me.; November 28, 2012 at 5:58 PM
AllenS said...: Seriously, what kind of a man would make a living having his hand up Elmo's ass? I ask you.; November 28, 2012 at 6:43 PM
Chip S. said...: The answer was right in front of us all the time.

El Mo.; November 28, 2012 at 6:58 PM
Chip S. said...: B/c the 1st Angus Jones thread was so bad, I hadn't read today's until just now, on MHaz's say-so.

Baron Zemo dropped a WMD on those clowns.

Bravo!; November 28, 2012 at 8:24 PM
The Dude said...: Okay, I looked. This is what I saw:

"Baron Zemo said...

The Jets are the Honey Boo Boo's of the NFL."

That made me laugh.; November 28, 2012 at 8:41 PM
chickelit said...: I enjoy it when she looks like a fool because she always says she hates looking like one.

She used to be...so amused.; November 28, 2012 at 9:00 PM
chickelit said...: Give yourself a hug for me.

That was a Bond trick in "Diamonds Are Forever" IIRC.; November 28, 2012 at 9:02 PM
Darcy said...: Haha! I can do that, Chip. ;-)

Now to read this AA thread...; November 29, 2012 at 10:38 AM
ndspinelli said...: Allen and Darcy are back. Were they off together on an island??; November 29, 2012 at 10:55 AM
windbag said...: The gang's all here. Sweet.; November 29, 2012 at 12:00 PM
Darcy said...: Hey, Troop, did you know that if I ever became a Catholic it would be precisely because of the Catholics I know? My sister, Michael Haz, Ruth Anne and my sister, among many others?

Yep. It's true.; November 29, 2012 at 1:47 PM
blake said...: So...you wanna be a hypocrite?; November 29, 2012 at 1:52 PM
Darcy said...: Done. :); November 29, 2012 at 1:54 PM
chickelit said...: @blake: Inga is all upset calling me "rooster" over on TOP, usurping your Twitter trademark. I hope she confuses us.; November 29, 2012 at 3:09 PM
Michael Haz said...: @Darcy - That was a nice thing that you posted. Thank you!; November 29, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Darcy said...: You're welcome, Michael! I meant it. I admire people who aren't phony, admit their weaknesses and need for God, and who extend grace often. Throw me in that briar patch! ;-); November 29, 2012 at 3:26 PM
MamaM said...: Chickelit chirps, "Inga is all upset calling me "rooster" over on TOP, I hope she confuses us.

The confusion may be closer to home.

Certainly there's been enough crowing, scratching, preening, clucking, shaking of the wattle, and other cocksure behavior to qualify for more personal rooster considerations without looking outside the yard.

As for my two cents, I began to wonder if chickelit might be a variation of Reepicheep back when he was chickenlittle.; November 29, 2012 at 5:17 PM
Chip S. said...: ndspinelli said...
Allen and Darcy are back. Were they off together on an island??

Aha!!

Maybe the Drake Hotel?

Allen, you dog.; November 29, 2012 at 5:33 PM
chickelit said...: As for my two cents, I began to wonder if chickelit might be a variation of Reepicheep back when he was chickenlittle.

Lewis wrote: 'his mind was full of forlorn hopes, death-or-glory charges, and last stands.'

I kinda like that, MamaM. Thank you.; November 29, 2012 at 5:55 PM
Chip S. said...: Wiki's description of Reepicheep:

He is an experienced warrior, utterly fearless, and faultlessly courteous, particularly to noble ladies. He is also pugnacious and quick to defend any affront to his honour.

I'm jealous.; November 29, 2012 at 6:32 PM
Michael Haz said...: Back in my youth, I used to listen to a series about Chickelit's father, Chickenman, (He's everywhere! He's everywhere!) on radio station WCFL braodcasting from Chicago.

Here's an animated version of one of the radio episodes.; November 29, 2012 at 6:48 PM
blake said...: Steve Allen thought of that.; November 29, 2012 at 7:13 PM
MamaM said...: This one is good too:

In The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (film), Reepicheep was not so easily angered by Eustace's antics as he was in the book. In fact, he seemed more amused than anything, with the exception of when Eustace tried to steal rations, and then proceeded to grab Reepicheep's tail, but didn't swing him by it. When he did this, Reepicheep challenged him to a duel, but Eustace actually went ahead with the swordfight, and judging by the way they fought, it appeared as though Reepicheep was trying to teach Eustace fencing more than anything.; November 29, 2012 at 7:14 PM
Michael Haz said...: Where's the Amazon portal?; November 29, 2012 at 7:15 PM
Chip S. said...: Have you looked behind the wardrobe?; November 29, 2012 at 7:19 PM
Chip S. said...: I regret that I did not choose this avi earlier.

I will revert to my former self after this comment, since this now belongs to chickelit.; November 29, 2012 at 7:24 PM
Darcy said...: Aww, Chip. You're not Reepicheep. But you're the lovable rake! Who's courageous too.

Maybe not in Narnia.; November 29, 2012 at 7:27 PM
MamaM said...: For ChipS, something between a Quick Draw McGraw and Pink Panther with connections to El Kabong???

In certain cases, Quick Draw would also assume the identity of the masked vigilante El Kabong (a parody of Zorro, known in the Spanish-dubbed version as "El Caba-Zorro" or "El Relámpago"). His introduction went as follows – "Of all the heroes in legend and song, there's none as brave as El Kabong" – As El Kabong, Quick Draw would attack his foes by swooping down on a rope with the war cry "OLAYYYYEEEE!" and hitting them on the head with an acoustic guitar (after shouting "KABOOOOOONG!"); November 29, 2012 at 7:28 PM
MamaM said...: I better amend that as Queek gets tagged with dimness.

What was Huckleberry Hound's reputation with the ladies?; November 29, 2012 at 7:32 PM
The Dude said...: He was a dog.; November 29, 2012 at 7:34 PM
MamaM said...: He was a dog.

Sixty not only nails it but encourages the leap from blue furred Southern Dawg, with a nose if not other unfixed attributes for the laydees to...

UNDERDOG!; November 29, 2012 at 8:07 PM
Michael Haz said...: El Kabong! Haven't heard of him in a long time. Thanks for the memories!

I had a friend during my poorly spent college years who called herself Elka Bong.; November 29, 2012 at 8:23 PM
chickelit said...: Costume change!!; November 29, 2012 at 8:57 PM
Chip S. said...: OK then. Just so you'll know, if anybody ever shows up at TOP commenting as Rupert of Hentzau, that might be me.

OTOH, it might be a sockpuppet for Baron Zemo.; November 29, 2012 at 9:31 PM
ndspinelli said...: How about Rupert Pupkin?; November 29, 2012 at 10:50 PM
Chip S. said...: Are you talkin' to me?; November 29, 2012 at 10:53 PM
ndspinelli said...: ChipS, Rupert Pupkin was from The King of Comedy. You're thinking of Travis Bickle.; November 30, 2012 at 10:25 AM
Michael Haz said...: Or Artie Fufkin from This Is Spinal Tap.; November 30, 2012 at 11:51 AM
The Dude said...: Or Cal Ripkin. He made that Y*nkee look like a slacker.; November 30, 2012 at 12:19 PM
Chip S. said...: Well, I wasn't thinking of Rupert Merkin.; November 30, 2012 at 12:46 PM
Titus said...: You know she is on top.

tits.; November 30, 2012 at 7:58 PM
Ron said...: Too late for a KngFish?; November 30, 2012 at 11:43 PM
MamaM said...: My education has been full in some areas and sadly lacking in others. Having no film or book knowledge of Rupert of Hentzau, travel to the wiki and beyond was necessary. Unfortunately, differences in the characters portrayed in the film based on the first book, and the same ones written about in the second book, bearing Rupert's name as a title, resulted in more confusion than clarity. With the end result of considering ChipS as RupertH to be a composite of someone embroiled in a world of deception, intrigue, deadly swordfights and strained loyalties.

With the following awareness and quote coming to attention as writing I enjoy:

The famous duel between Rassendyll and Rupert became a blueprint for duels in dozens of Hollywood movies:

"The next moment he had his revolver in his hand – none too soon, for Rupert of Hentzau’s barrel faced him, and they stood thus, opposite to one another, with no more than three or four feet between the mouths of their weapons. There is, indeed, much that may be said against Rupert of Hentzau, the truth about him well-nigh forbidding that charity of judgment which we are taught to observe towards all men. But neither I nor any man who knew him ever found in him a shrinking from danger or a fear of death. It was no feeling such as these, but rather a cool calculation of chances, that now stayed his hand. Even if he were victorious in the duel, and both did not die, yet the noise of the firearms would greatly decrease his chances of escape. Moreover, he was a noted swordsman, and conceived that he was Mr Rassendyll’s superior in that exercise. The steel offered him at once a better prospect for victory and more hope of a safe fight. So he did not pull his trigger, but, maintaining his aim the while, said:
‘I’m not a street bully, and I don’t excel in a rough-and-tumble. Will you fight now like a gentleman? There’s a pair of blades in the case yonder.’"; December 1, 2012 at 3:13 AM
Titus said...: I bet she pinches her nipples & sucks her thumb while on top & riding his tiny hog.; December 1, 2012 at 11:15 AM
Titus said...: I bet he felches her too.; December 1, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Chip S. said...: MamaM, if you have even a slight taste for swashbuckling movies full of palace intrigue, I implore you to put the Ronald Coleman version of "The Prisoner of Zenda" in your Netflix queue.

Truth to tell, I'd rather be Rassendyll than Hentzau, but that's way too presumptuous.

Ronald Coleman may be the greatest forgotten male movie star of them all. And Madeleine Carroll (the original Hitchcock Blonde) may be the greatest forgotten female star. And they're both in PoZ, in which Douglas Fairbanks Jr. steals the movie right out from under them.

But here I am stepping all over blake's turf. I know nothing about movies except what I like.; December 1, 2012 at 12:13 PM
MamaM said...: I'll look for it, ChipS.

There's been some strong and fine words said about Rassendyl summed up best in the declaration that he possesses a prime personality. Neatly said!; December 1, 2012 at 8:53 PM

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