Our life as a loving family was shattered when we got our first video cassette recorder. We didn't sit as a family and talk anymore. Instead we sat and stared at the TV. We would go to the Jellystone Blockbusters and rent movies. Everybody had their favorites.
Papa Bear would rent videos of "This Old House" and his favorite Westerns. He was a big Gabby Hayes fan. He said he looked like a Bear.
Sister Bear loved any movie with a Princess in it. "Snow White." "Sleeping Beauty." "The Princess Bride.""Rear Window."
Honey Bear liked Sesame Street and Bugs Bunny.
Brother Bear loved "Die Hard" and "Roadhouse." He was always trying to act like a bouncer at the campfire. He loved to kick Gentle Ben in the nuts.
But Mama Bear got weird. She was really into porn. Most of all she loved to rent "Taboo." She started to style her hair like Kay Parker. She tried to hang around with Aunt Peg when she came to visit the park. And one day when Brother Bear came home from school she decided to act on her forbidden desires and......well that was where it all went wrong.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)
4 comments:
Some of your cartoon pics are worse than the in-the-flesh photos. This semi-view of Mother Bear, is enough to chill the toughest sprout. No wonder Brother has issues.
True, MamaM.
Also disturbing is that they're being "watched" by a pic of Papa Bear.
Lol! I missed the pic, ChipS, along with the transparent collar! What I didn't miss is the compliment over at TOP for 2 chips, a chick and a will, affirming whole brained responses and voices of reason and humor. Good stuff.
Good stuff
Happiness
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