LOL @ MamaM - you are so correct. I have not seen a muskrat in my yard, but I have seen groundhogs, skunks, snakes, turtles and possums. The vultures ate what was left of the gray fox that my dogs killed in my yard. Do not want vultures or squirrels in my house. We have deer by the dozen, wild turkeys and raccoons abounding. There are stray cats, feral cats, indoor/outdoor cats and coyotes. We are on the southern limit of the natural range for Dwayyos, so at least we are safe from those.
But, setting all that aside, perhaps my reservations about a doggy door is limiting the number of well dressed women around here. I need to rethink this.
Darcy's too hot for this site! She's out there, living, breaking hearts and all like that there. I'm happy for you, Darce, not like these other sourpusses. You go girl!...where was I?...my hat...my glasses...my keys...not lost today...success!
Cody Jarrett's missing too. If Blake wants to get to the heart of the matter, he may need to break out the special listening device he ordered with box tops back in the day and run it through that dog's door.
I'd misjudged the size of my bottom there. Oop. :)
Yes, I have been training and exhausting myself in the process. Because I have to get up around 5:00 a.m. to get my run in (and also because I'm old) I have to fight to stay awake past 8:30 p.m.
This is all a good problem to have, though. I'm enjoying myself and not complaining.
Miss you all.
(Make the door slightly bigger than this one, Sixty.)
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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Maybe Darcy has Seasonal Affective Disorder.
Maybe if I had a doggy door I could attract a well dressed woman, too.
Maybe if I had a doggy door ...
Best be keeping the shillelagh near the door in case a muskrat shows up instead. I saw one walking across the driveway yesterday.
LOL @ MamaM - you are so correct. I have not seen a muskrat in my yard, but I have seen groundhogs, skunks, snakes, turtles and possums. The vultures ate what was left of the gray fox that my dogs killed in my yard. Do not want vultures or squirrels in my house. We have deer by the dozen, wild turkeys and raccoons abounding. There are stray cats, feral cats, indoor/outdoor cats and coyotes. We are on the southern limit of the natural range for Dwayyos, so at least we are safe from those.
But, setting all that aside, perhaps my reservations about a doggy door is limiting the number of well dressed women around here. I need to rethink this.
Darcy's too hot for this site! She's out there, living, breaking hearts and all like that there. I'm happy for you, Darce, not like these other sourpusses. You go girl!...where was I?...my hat...my glasses...my keys...not lost today...success!
Is this how doggy style was invented for humans?
No way that's Darcy. She couldn't possibly be a PBR-drinking hipster doof.
Cody Jarrett's missing too. If Blake wants to get to the heart of the matter, he may need to break out the special listening device he ordered with box tops back in the day and run it through that dog's door.
Well, hello!
I'd misjudged the size of my bottom there. Oop. :)
Yes, I have been training and exhausting myself in the process. Because I have to get up around 5:00 a.m. to get my run in (and also because I'm old) I have to fight to stay awake past 8:30 p.m.
This is all a good problem to have, though. I'm enjoying myself and not complaining.
Miss you all.
(Make the door slightly bigger than this one, Sixty.)
And aww, ricpic. Thank you. :)
And you're right about the PBR, Chip. I don't know where that came from. Everyone knows I drink Bud Light.
Silly me - here I have been making things instead of focusing on my primary task - enlarging the doggy door.
Hold it - that's not right - should you ever visit, Ms. Darce, you may use the people door.
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