Thursday, November 7, 2013

Voting yesterday was very disheartening.

14 comments:

The Dude said...

When was the chip implanted in your arm?

ricpic said...

No self abuse in the voting booth!

No. First you vote DeBlasio. Then you get a banana.

ndspinelli said...

DiBlasio is a disgrace to every Brooklyn dago.

Trooper York said...

So I saw the future as I was voting last night.

These two "people" were handling the registration. They could barely read. One lady was looking up the names and it took forever. They other guy had that ballots.

He said "That's number 390. Wait is that what I just said. I best go check on that lady to make sure."

The woman looking up the names was going "I don't feel well. I am sick." So I say "Sorry darling you must just have low blood sugar. Maybe you should eat something. Like some candy. Or a banana."

Lisa kicked me.

Trooper York said...

The reason why this is the future of NYC is because this is what dealing with the city will be like. A bad visit to the DMV.

I was patient because what are you gonna do. But behind me in line a couple of hipster bitches were snorting and rolling their eyes. Because of the incompetence. I wanted to turn to them and say "You stupid cunts this is what you voted for!"

But I didn't want Lisa to kick me again.

Chip S. said...

I thought you meant it was the future of NYC b/c your ballot had already been filled in.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

The seventies and early eighties in NYC were a lot of fun: disease, chaos, economic stagnation. De Blasio can deliver.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

It is hard to say you could do worse than Weiner, but damn if NYC just did it.

Chip S. said...

No, DeBlasio is better. He sleeps till noon, so there's much less damage he can accomplish in a day.

Palladian said...

The reason why this is the future of NYC is because this is what dealing with the city will be like.

What do you mean "future" of NYC? This is the present of NYC!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...


No, DeBlasio is better. He sleeps till noon, so there's much less damage he can accomplish in a day.

Weiner was always going to be going for the bigger prize. That was his focus.

DeBlasio is a true believer, much worse than Bloomy was. He will fuck everything up in New York. Oh well, you need a Dinkins, or Lindsay, ever few decades to fuck things up in New York.

Palladian said...

I hope he really fucks NYC up. If the property values and rents plummet then I'll be able to move back home.

Chip S. said...

That'll work as long as the lower rents aren't completely offset by the cost of the increased muggings.

bagoh20 said...

Don't count on it Palladian. California is already totally fucked up and the rents and values just keep rising. There are always rich people somewhere waiting to move in. Right now out here it's the Chinese rushing in and paying anything to be a Californian. They come from places where the totalitarians don't even need your vote, so this seems better.