Tuesday, November 29, 2011

If Star Dates were like J Dates

"My God you are so hot. I never had sex with a hologram before. This will be so popular once they iintroduce it to the rest of the population. Thank God they let us test it on the Enterprise. So what's you're name?"
"Amy Winehouse."
"Really I have never heard of you."
"Oh I am an archtype."
"Really? What kind?"
"Stand still and I will show you....."
"Well ok but.....arrrrrggghhhh...you just threw up on me!"

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