Saturday, November 19, 2011

Hey waddaya lookin at bub!

"Yeah so he is Joe Dimaggio. He's my boyfriend. Wadddaya gonna do about it?"
"Wait a minute. I ain't your boyfriend. What kind of crazy bullshit is that?"
"Shad up Joe I will give you a dollar."
"Well allright then. Let's brew up some coffee."

5 comments:

Titus said...

Is Sandy Kofax gay?

He's the one that is still alive right?

Trooper York said...

Yes and yes.

Trooper York said...

But all Los Angles Dodgers are gay Titus.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ndspinelli said...

That short actor[William Duell] was in Cuckoo's Nest. I also saw him in a Broadway production of A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, starring David Alan Grier[Now there's Gay].

Trooper, Were you aware The Mick was molested by his older stepsister? The author[Jane Leavy] of his bio also did the Koufax bio.

And yes..I do find this idiosyncratic post funny. Thanks.

ricpic said...

Isn't it amazing what throwbacks some guys are? This William Duell would've fit right in with Leo Gorcey and Huntz Hall.

Koufax isn't gay. He was a ballplayer who was actually closer to a yeshiva bucha than the usual stereotype of a ballplayer as a lout. But he was a yeshiva bucha who studied the mechanics of pitching, not the talmud. Which wouldn't of been a big deal but then he actually put what he'd learned into practice. And here's the biggest mystery of all: Koufax had to know that the pressure he was putting on his arm would ruin it in a relatively short time but he went ahead anyway. He was willing to pay that price to be the greatest. Gosh, I'm starting to tear up.