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- IT'S TEBOW TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- What they think Trooper looks like at TOP
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- Tebow Interruptus
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- Deep Thoughts........by Titus
- Do you want a water back?
- Raylan is an interesting book
- This ones for you weepy bitches
- You know what a liquid diet leads to?
- There is a name for people who hate the NY Yankees
- 56 is a terrible number
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- My dearest Pat
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- That's right we are all guinea's here!
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91 comments:
Maybe he sees a nice big juicy vein in her cleavage.
I beleve the Count has the bulging, juicy vein!
That's disgusting ndspinelli. Clean it up.
I expect more from commenters at this blog.
This is a classy joint and if you need to get in the gutter and talk dirty you can just leave.
tits.
Talking about bulging juicy veins that are hot and long and cut is just awful.
They weren't even trying on this one.
Death by...drowning in cold water?
I don't think so.
He seems to be looking past her bosom. Perhaps he's staring at her hose and wishing he had a pair.
Mea Culpa, mea culpa. I think I need a good spanking from Ang!
I just pinched a massive loaf with huge chunks in it.
The creases in the chunks were incredibly pronounced and defined, like the folds on an elephant.
tits.
There were also pebbles in it but for some odd reason they drifted from the nuclei of the loaf.
It was like they were running away, almost scared, very antisocial or perhaps just independent.
They were saying, "I don't want any part of you you big massive pinched loaf so I am going over here, away from you and your big loaf clique".
tits.
I thought we'd see this in the thread about the baseball player.
Unusually Particular Particulate
Unusually Particular Particulate
Even the replies don't seem to want to any part.
el Loaf-N-Titus
Turning and turning in the widening bowl
The loaflets cannot adhere the mother loaf;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the bowl,
The blood-flecked stool is loosed, and everywhere
The sacrificed offering is drowned;
The best lack all description, while the worst
Are full of passionate pungency.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Titus Mundungus
Troubles my sight.
Bowell obsession, a trait of the elderly.
Titus sits on his bar stool--alone in the corner.
At least is is not that Twilight dude.
And True Blood sucks too (no pun intended).
Titus was this guy your Christmas hero?
A fresh round of Pooh, following the massive exposure of in the flesh out titting.
This blog has become all Titus all the time.
Is this how me and my twin will end up? Eeeewwww
It really has turned to shit.
If you are lucky.
Speaking of the IRS....
I think it's time for a new TY poll. How about this one...
Is Trooper York drifting Titusward?
--Yes, and it's terrible
--Yes, and it's grand
--No, and it's a shame
--No, and that's the way I like it
--Trooper York will always be stumbling around in the middle of the road, especially on March 17
--Trooper York is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being on the entire internet
LOL! I second that emotion.
I voted in the poll in TOP, guess what I voted?
As for Trooper, I've been growing frightened at all the attention that slut Titus has been getting, damn, I'm jealous.
[edutcher]
Needless to say, I voted for the last option. In fact, I cleared my cookies to vote multiple times.
[/edutcher]
Simple solution: Show us your tits.
Compared to Ange , it would be a let down, sorry.
I keep wondering WTF you all are talking about when you say TOP.
Seriously, takes me 5-10 minutes every time.
That Other Place
Oh, I got it. I just keep forgetting.
Kinda funny, since I was there the longest.
A song to help Blake remember...
You're the TOP!
You get Bezos money.
You're the TOP!
You're edutcher's honey.
You're a Culver's custard,
a brat with mustard,
you're Carbonite!
...uh, Cole Porter I ain't...
LOL!
I vote for Titus!
I'm just causing a bit of trouble in TOP, I don't really think y'all are misogynists, don't get mad.
Oopenheimer?
Damn, you are a Commie! ;-)
But, I look so good in red.
"Now I am become Dearth, destroyer of Wealth"
J. Allie Oopenheimer after cast her first vote for Barack Obama.
@Allie: Couldn't help it. Not a dig at you personally. We are post-political here at Trooper York. :)
Yes, that's why I like it here.
You were?
I didn't know that.
I will say that it took me a while for the "TOP" to click, when it first started being used here.
When did you start reading Althouse? Never really thought about that before in connection with you.
Where is the "FABULOUS!!!" option?
Time has sure flown. I can't believe that it's been something like three years since Ruthie stopped commenting there (though I think she did stop by to wish congrats on the engagement and/or wedding, don't remember which), and quite a bit longer since Sippican went away.
I started reading in 2004. It took me a year before I occasionally started e-mailing comments. She finally convinced me to get a blogger account in the summer of 2005, and I think my first comment on Blogger (under the old handle) was in August. I think Ruthie was already commenting? So many people have come and gone, it's hard for me to remember anymore.
Nostalgia.
It ain't what it used to be.
May I treat this as an open thread? I want to post this. You could consider it sort of as a gift. Sorry for the brief ad the beginning, but you can skip it pretty quickly and then you need only watch 1:19, when the bit I wish to highlight for you ends (it starts at approx. 1:14).
Enjoy! : )
Who lays claim to longest legacy commenter at TOP?
rcommal,
Ron,
blake?
I think her 2004 comment archives were expunged (they probably had interesting stuff from legacy commenters).
I've been getting impatient and bored over there again.
I don't know. I think maybe Ron, but only because I can't remember (I'm sorry!) when Blake started commenting. Ruthie started commenting before I did, I'm sure.
However, I am still commenting, though not under the original handle, of course. Ron occasionally weighs in (I don't read all the comment threads, so it could be more than occasionally, just TBC). As already mentioned, Ruth Anne doesn't.
I'm suspecting Ron is the longest from beginning to now.
Ask your best pal Meade - he has been expunging her archives for quite some time now, if you know what I mean.
Re: Deletion
Eh, don't want to get into all of that.
I'm suspecting Ron is the longest from beginning to now.
I suspect that Ron has a couple shares of founder's stock in Althouse and elsewhere.
What I find odd is that in all the years I've watched Althouse, I don't recall ever seeing her acknowledge his presence.
Maybe she did a long time ago.
I forget how good it feels to come here to feel bad about TOP.
"I forget how good it feels to come here to feel bad about TOP."
That sounds kind of sad chick.
tits.
Well, just come here to be felt up, no I mean to feel good.
Freud might call it penis ennui.
I get bored with some of the dicks hanging around there. Why does it always seem like the same person with a changing handle?
Boring
I want freshness, vivacity and above all, believability!
You have to squeeze the tomatoes to make sure they're fresh.
You reminded me of a childhood favorite: link
I love the guys in the background who start in with "Hey Please" around the 1 min 10 sec mark.
It sounds like they're 20 feet away from the microphone.
OK OK I won't squeeza da banana?
Louis Prima was one horny eyetalian who loved double entendre
I grew up with no italian heritage so all that was "new" to me.
Well Mama knows best!
The cake is a lie
When is a forum not a forum?
When it's an art forum.
Cake?
Or logs. As the case may be.
How do you know people change their names?
I don't even know how.
tits.
I am doomed.
How did you make your name the first time?
I just took the rare clumber out for a walk and the streets are alive with color. The Portugese restaurants is blaring music, the seafood restaurant next door is hopping, The Thirsty Scholar has many future facebook entrepreneurs being intellectual.
And millions of dog walkers. We ran into a 7 week Pug, fucking adorable. She was sniffing my dogs hog and he was sniffing her pussy. She hasn't been fixed yet and he was all over her, licking away.
It was 70 today here in Boston and tonight is a balmy 60.
I love living somewhere where you walk out of the expensive loft and it is immediately showtime because the large number of foot traffic. You really need to be on your game.
The city is alive with color, what color are you?
tits.
I don't even remember ebl. My Indian UK husband, with big arms and who is incredibly hot and in LA for work, says I am technically deficient. I told him well he is technically proficient, because he is a hindi and a brownie, and that they have to be, but that I will always be superior to him because he is brown and I am white-I actually say that to him.
I also call him Husker Du (because that's how the dotheads speak) and Sabu too. Although, he has a British accent. He told me the hotel he is staying in LA is posh-so British.
tits.
Titus: In my case, I completely got rid of the old account. Months later, I created up for a new one.
But it's easy to do multiples on one account, if that's what's desired.
"created a new account"--sorry, originally keyboarded "signed up for" and then got distracted part way through the edit (the timer for the cornbread dinged)
The city is alive with color, what color are you?
Confetti.
I developed a decoder algorithm.
I don't have any interest rcommal, to much time and energy and I find it boring and would be totally confused trying to assume other identities.
It's hard enough being just the complicated dichotomy that is Titus.
tits.
R,
I don't recall exactly when, but I believe I sent her an email about Bob Dylan in 2004. So I was reading then. (But not commenting publicly.)
Titus--
Are you shitting (heh) me?
You used to change your handle every fucking day!
I changed my handle but it always had titus in it.
I changed it because I always forgot my password.
tits.
I remember your explanation.
I still don't know how it's possible.
Keep in mind that everything Steve writes is a lie. Knowing that makes his comments much easier to understand.
Everything might be a little harsh; he seems to have a firm grip on what is and isn't hard enough:
It's hard enough being just the complicated dichotomy that is Titus.
Keeping out mind is the more difficult proposition. Yesterday, when asked by the cheerful clerk at Staples if I wanted my cash back in "a solid twenty", the picture that sprang immediately to mind was one of loose bills and coins drifting and scattering from the nucleus like pebbles from a loaf. After asserting that a solid twenty was preferred over a fluid one, I pocketed the bill and left with the awareness I'd been well and truly Titusized.
@Chickie
I get bored with some of the dicks hanging around there. Why does it always seem like the same person with a changing handle?
Even worse is the loss of any sense of fun, no riffs or bantering anymore. It's all so deadly serious. Almost all of the commenters I enjoyed are gone or surrounded by so much BS that's not worth the effort. Even the irrepressible Pogo seems off his game. When was the last time Lem late nite drunk commented?
One of the things I admire about Ace is his ability to keep the political cooking along with the innate weirdness that is the core of the net. I don't think I've ever used the same Moron name twice over there, it's part of the game...you get voice or you don't.
Troop's building a place with a similar feeling here...somewhere to hang and goof. There's not enough quality goofing nowadays, everyone is so fucking serious or has a rent seeking bug up their ass.
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