Trooper York: I am a star

Thursday, March 8, 2012

I am a star

Allie Oop....... I voted in the poll in TOP, guess what I voted? As for Trooper, I've been growing frightened at all the attention that slut Titus has been getting, damn, I'm jealous. There can only be one sexy cow here.

66 comments:

Anonymous said...: Ohhhhh, Troopie, I am so moooooved.; March 8, 2012 at 5:48 PM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: Hey, what am I? Chopped hamburger?; March 8, 2012 at 8:32 PM
Evi L. Bloggerlady said...: Nothing against you Allie!; March 8, 2012 at 8:33 PM
MamaM said...: Hey, what am I? Chopped hamburger?

The Moo Heard Around the World.

The Pasteurized Version of Yang. No squeezing, no refrigeration, and more Vitimin C than the Original Juice.

The Road Apple Result of a Mito Moo of Yin.

Odd to consider the power of mitochondria. Out of one sweet innocent little moo, a new blog forms, bellowing daily with a larger, louder Moo of contacts and connections beyond the pasture of birth. Spawned in the truest sense. Or Spwnd, depending on point of view.

In the vein of TY:

Good Things Pushed Out of Too Small a Package; March 9, 2012 at 2:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Yes, it was the genius of my lone moo over at the other barnyard that started EBLs career. Any royalties coming to me, the original cow? Of course I will give credit to EBLs talent as a blogger and a very funny cow. I do feel as if I gave birth to her, ow.

My package isn't so small, no wait, that doesn't sound right.....; March 9, 2012 at 3:08 PM
chickelit said...: Sticky hooves; March 9, 2012 at 3:16 PM
chickelit said...: I'm stepping over, a four-loaf clover; March 9, 2012 at 3:19 PM
Anonymous said...: AND, let us not forget our dear Blogfather Trooper, who made this all possible. I feel like I'm at the Academoo Awards.; March 9, 2012 at 3:20 PM
chickelit said...: cloven too; March 9, 2012 at 3:21 PM
Anonymous said...: Titus can be the first to enjoy all the fresh cow pies, the ladies are feeling spring in the air and getting all excited.; March 9, 2012 at 3:23 PM
Anonymous said...: Because, as you know, if Trooper and I hadn't had our drag down , knock out fight, and if some greenish person didn't come to my rescue, and if I wouldn't have girded my loins and come here into the inner sanctum to call for a truce, EBLs wonderful blog might never have been spawned, or called something like Ralph for Assemblyman.; March 9, 2012 at 3:31 PM
chickelit said...: You can have the term "blogfather" regarding Troop (which I recall using early on too) but I reserve priority claims to "fogblather" which I believe I coined. :); March 9, 2012 at 3:40 PM
Anonymous said...: Okay, I will put your name in the credits.; March 9, 2012 at 3:44 PM
MamaM said...: Veleeta.; March 9, 2012 at 3:51 PM
Anonymous said...: My dear little heifer, how could I not love you? You are a product of the love between RogerJ the old bull and myself on a frisky Sunday morning . You were born from my warm fecund womb.; March 9, 2012 at 3:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Do you mean Velveeta?; March 9, 2012 at 3:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Did I catch MamaM in a spelling error!? Oh YES there is a God!; March 9, 2012 at 3:58 PM
Titus said...: That picture is creepy.

Is that elsie?

tits.; March 9, 2012 at 3:58 PM
chickelit said...: Could also be someone with a German accent saying: "well, eat her"; March 9, 2012 at 4:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Titus! Fresh cow pies!; March 9, 2012 at 4:01 PM
chickelit said...: That's what I originally had in mind with "sticky" (glue). But then I thought I'd better soften the rhetoric.; March 9, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Ja, du bist recht.; March 9, 2012 at 4:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Aw well, the poo is already out of the barn, go with it.; March 9, 2012 at 4:05 PM
MamaM said...: Veleeta refuses to shave her legs.; March 9, 2012 at 4:11 PM
Titus said...: I only care about my own loafs. It is important to keep track of them. There can be warning signs in your loafs.

I don't care for other people's loafs or cowpies-that is just gross.

tits.; March 9, 2012 at 4:33 PM
Anonymous said...: The bulls like the unshaven look.; March 9, 2012 at 4:35 PM
chickelit said...: Perhaps she's European?

Brown Swiss?; March 9, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Well you are so kind to share every minute detail of your loaves with us, I thank you from the bottom of my bowels.

I'm just kidding with you Titus, we love you.; March 9, 2012 at 4:38 PM
chickelit said...: The down side of urban living: link; March 9, 2012 at 4:43 PM
MamaM said...: Welcome to The Kommunity KudZoo. Almost but not quite as fun as the TY Big Top. Veleeta will be your hostess and party organizer. Her fur might be a little worn in places, but she's still good for a moo or two. Some might call her game or even gamey, but she's a loyal cow. A kind kine. The only one who gets away with calling the farmer, "My Little Yorkie".; March 9, 2012 at 4:48 PM
chickelit said...: I've herd of Veleeta through the bovine.; March 9, 2012 at 4:52 PM
MamaM said...: Roof chickens are up at the ass crack of dawn. They hear everything and will peck at anything that mooves, especially if it's read.; March 9, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh I bet your're wondering how I knew
About your plans to make me moo....; March 9, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Titus said...: I used to live in a Latino hood in Chelsea, Mass and across the street the people had chickens and a rooster. Every fucking morning that thing would cock a doodle doo. And then one day the cock was silent.; March 9, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Anonymous said...: Well there only one way to shut those annoying cocks up.; March 9, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Titus said...: That clip from Sex In The City is exactly why I won't do anal.; March 9, 2012 at 5:11 PM
Titus said...: No matter how clean an ass may appear, it never is totally clean.; March 9, 2012 at 5:12 PM
Anonymous said...: Chickie has designs on the head rooster spot in the coop.; March 9, 2012 at 5:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Well that is only natural, it will never be clean as a whistle.; March 9, 2012 at 5:15 PM
chickelit said...: You mean the genesis of your lone moo?; March 9, 2012 at 5:37 PM
chickelit said...: I'm a CINO (chicken in name only). Blake looks more the part. At least on Twitter.; March 9, 2012 at 5:39 PM
MamaM said...: Waiting with bated breath on this one.

Sally, having swallowed cheese,
Directs down holes the scented breeze,
Enticing thus with baited breath
Nice mice to an untimely death.; March 9, 2012 at 5:55 PM
MamaM said...: No matter how clean an ass may appear, it never is totally clean.

Just when SixtyG said it wasn't happening, Titus speaks the truth, for cows, asses and all manner of creeping beast, four footed, cloven hooved and otherwise.

Stalls for All at the Kine Kommunity Kud Zoo!; March 9, 2012 at 7:04 PM
chickelit said...: I am mooved by your kinesis.; March 9, 2012 at 7:20 PM
chickelit said...: Sally swallows?; March 9, 2012 at 7:25 PM
chickelit said...: The new branched versus linear thread polymerization makes it hard to see where new monomers have inserted.; March 9, 2012 at 7:27 PM
MamaM said...: Is branching an option choice? I'm confused as to why TOP is still justified to the left with small print and no branching and this one is back to center with reply branches. Also not clear as to why Titus is the only one posting with a blue name on this thread.

If branching is a choice, I'm not a fan of it. It reminds me of the commercial for Post It Notes from a few years ago that showed the interior of a Squirrel's nest covered in Post Its to remind where the nuts were hidden.; March 9, 2012 at 8:35 PM
chickelit said...: I changed nothing on my blog regarding branched vs. linear yet it comes up branched. This isn't an issue for me because the comments are so few--in fact I like it. But when chains get really long like here and somebody sticks something new it's a bit annoying.; March 9, 2012 at 8:43 PM
MamaM said...: A petri dish of Probe A Bullity.; March 9, 2012 at 9:38 PM
MamaM said...: Veleeta's been around the block, if not the world several times. She know how to turn good rich milk into cheese product faster than you can say Kraft.; March 9, 2012 at 9:43 PM
MamaM said...: "We" must be the mouse in the pocket that was killed with a broom upthread. Not a safe place for a mouse. MamaM uses the toss-away traps that break the spine in a swift and deadly SNAP!; March 9, 2012 at 9:46 PM
MamaM said...: Exodus is more likely.

But it's turning into Duet-eronomy.; March 9, 2012 at 9:47 PM
MamaM said...: Titus was busy poking stuffed animal mouths in his youth, so anything with a roundish hole for an opening might not serve as the best example of clean. He'd be better served with "clean as a clumber tooth".; March 9, 2012 at 9:56 PM
MamaM said...: I CINO designing chickens, but seem to recall chickenlittle posting a link at TOP to a friend who sang about Red Roosters.; March 9, 2012 at 10:23 PM
MamaM said...: Yes, she and Veleeta have been going head to head for years.; March 9, 2012 at 10:27 PM
MamaM said...: If MamaM meant Velveeta, she would have typed Velveeta. Veleeta is an EBL'ism, product of another fecund wound.; March 9, 2012 at 10:38 PM
MamaM said...: Tell-a-kinesis Time.; March 9, 2012 at 10:43 PM
MamaM said...: Lots of places to stick something new in. Or something borrowed, or something Blue. I can't figure out the Blue Name thing. It is happening over at El Pollo too.; March 9, 2012 at 10:46 PM
Titus said...: MamaM is here!

I love MamaM.

tits.

The cock is silent-that's funny if I do say so myself.

tits.; March 9, 2012 at 11:25 PM
BJM said...: That there is comedy gold.; March 10, 2012 at 12:20 AM
The Dude said...: It's still cleaner than his mind.; March 10, 2012 at 8:45 AM
chickelit said...: Too many nooks and crannies

Nooks are for crooks & crannies are for trannies.; March 10, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Chip S. said...: But there's always room for nookie.; March 10, 2012 at 1:00 PM
Chip S. said...: Two days without a post.... I'm now checking milk cartons for Trooper's picture.; March 10, 2012 at 1:04 PM
chickelit said...: That's when they get tired of têat à têat?; March 10, 2012 at 5:25 PM
MamaM said...: Yes, but rarely do they tire of laughing at the feets of others.; March 10, 2012 at 7:14 PM

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