Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Advance copy of Obama's Convention Speech



CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

41 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I love that movie.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I will borrow this if that is okay. I am not sure when I will use it or how, but I know I like that scene. I would link you, but of course your blog is private so that doesn't work.

ricpic said...

"Washington ganged up on me the past three and a half years, so I throw those years under the bus. Clean slate. Clean slate bruthas and sistas. Are you with me? Can I get an Amen?"

"Amen."

"Alright then. Foist order ob bidness in my second administration be openin' reeducation camps for all racisss evahwhere. While they be reeducatin' we confis...confis...take all their stuff. Then we PARTY like dere no tomorrah cause dere really be no tomorrah. Can I get an Amen?"

"AMEN!!!"

blake said...

Ha! I bet I made you think of the Warriors on that Coney Island thread!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Actually that is better as the GOP speech, but I am having a hard time wrapping my head around Mitt Romney or Rick Santorum actually delivering it.

Gingrich maybe.

The Dude said...

I cannot get past comment 200 on the other thread. Which other thread, you ask? Why, the one with over 200 comments, says I.

What did I miss?

blake said...

Oh, you know, the usual filler, flirting, etc.

The Dude said...

When I get to the button that says "load more" and press it, nothing happens. Kind of like the "collapse comments" button.

Google sucks, but they do suck.

chickelit said...

Just a bunch of complaining about the comment malfunction. Nothing we can't do here.

chickelit said...

That may be true but not necessarily interesting.

Anonymous said...

OK I thought it was just my iPad.

Chip S. said...

Those last 16 comments in the megathread were awfully obscure.

The Dude said...

Hmm, as I like words I was wondering what the correct words for "two hundred" comment thread might be, you know, kind of riffing off of the megathread mentioned above.

I was only able to come up with duo centum in Latin. Just doesn't have the right ring to it.

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Anonymous said...

Never mind.

Chip S. said...

You're right. Looks too much like duodenum.

How about a "Double Benjamin", or a "2Ben" for short?

Chip S. said...

It could just be called a "deuce," but that might confuse Titus.

MamaM said...

Those last 16 comments in the megathread were awfully obscure. I cannot get the "load more" entry to do any more loading. Plus the reply function seems to be placing comments from interior replies on the end of the thread. So a comment about Bubba thongs and cigars is not sitting next to Mother Underpants where it belongs but is showing up instead somewhere near the tail end.

Chip S. said...

Isn't the tail end exactly where replies to Mother Underpants belong?

I've tried the two alternatives that get you past 200 at TOP, but they don't work here. I wonder how many of the comments beyond 200 on the megathread are just comments about the impossibility of reading past 200.

Even worse, I just dropped in at TOP, only to be reminded of what a fuckin' humor desert it's become.

The Dude said...

An arid place indeed. They be fartin' dust over there.

chickelit said...

200 = CC
How about "we CC'd that thread (not to be confuzled with cc'd)

chickelit said...

FTR (as if anyone cares) that "major butt" crack I made over on the CC'd thread was in reference to this and not any living person.

Chip S. said...

Nice. We are not worthy.

Now, as for "major butt crack"...

MamaM said...

Dooced

dooCC'd

Whatever, it was starting to top out. I felt like Eric Carle's Hungry Caterpillar who made his way through:
One piece of chocolate cake
one ice cream cone
one pickle
one slice of swiss cheese
one slice of salami
one lollipop
one piece of cherry pie
one sausage
one cupcake
and one slice of watermelon
After which he had a stomach ache and longed for a nice green leaf.

BJM said...

@60

Yep, nuttin' but tumbleweeds blowin' thru the joint.

Zombie's got a pretty good geezer thread riff goin'.

New Rules For Old Farts.

AllenS said...

Put me in the column about not being able to get past the 200 comment limit. Did I miss anything?

Anonymous said...

Wow Allen, what are you doing getting up at the butt crack of dawn? I'm up early for me too, babysitting my youngest, so it's worth getting up early for. We're playing Barbies, none of them are sluts.

Anonymous said...

My youngest granddaughter I should say, I wouldn't make my grandson play Barbies, it may mess with his gender identification. He's safely tucked away in school today anyway.

AllenS said...

The time shown, Allie, doesn't represent the time in Wisconsin when I posted. However, for the record, I was up before 4:17 AM. I promised myself two things when I retired, one was to watch the sun come up in the morning, and the other was to listen to all of the afternoon games that the Brewers played.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, I keep forgetting the time is still messed up, Pacific time. California dreaming.

Darcy said...

Watching the sun come up is a cool thing. I like it too.

The Dude said...

Get to do that a lot here in Carolina, too. I am grateful I can see the sun rise.

AllenS said...

You two get to watch the sun rise before I do.

Anonymous said...

Darcy are you in the Eastern time zone?

Darcy said...

Sixty can probably see it rise over the water pretty easily. I can't see that here, but up at the lake I can watch it set kind of over the water.

I'm so ready for summer and being outside and just...everything.

Anonymous said...

Me too, got on my capris today, I can't get over this gorgeous weather for us Great Lakers, this is amazing!

Darcy, I used to got to summer camp in Benton Harbor, we would go to some state park with huge beautiful dunes. Your side of the Lake as more dunes and taller ones than we do here.

Anonymous said...

Barbie is typing for me. Her typing sucks.

Anonymous said...

OMG, Barbie misspelled my name!

Anonymous said...

I just fired Barbie.

Darcy said...

LOL. Eastern Standard Time.

And Benton Harbor is gorgeous!

chickelit said...

AllieOop said...
I just fired Barbie.

Darcy said...
And Benton Harbor is gorgeous!
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Barbie Benton was gorgeous too!