Tuesday, June 10, 2014

I don't have much use for Queens.


Not any of them. The borough. The English one. The ones that want to get married. The drama ones.

They tire you out with their bullshit.

Don't get me wrong. I don't mind the tirade or manifesto or screaming blow up. But I don't have much time these days to indulge people.

83 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Talking about queens (the drama type):

Blogger Meade said…
Lem,

Si usted lee este mensaje, por favor, dame una señal de algún tipo. Estoy en una misión muy importante: Misión Salvar al soldado Lem. Es decir, para recuperar Lem Angele y su levedad y regresar de manera segura tanto a la patria del blog Althouse. Nuestra inteligencia nos dice que está detenido y probablemente torturado. Por grandes matones culo gordo. La apuesta no podría ser mayor. Cualquier señal va a hacer, Lem. Hasta que se complete la misión: ser fuerte y saber que estamos haciendo todo lo posible para que librarse de los matones terroristas con los grandes culos gordos.

¡Dios los bendiga y buenas noches!

su amigo y humilde servidor,
Meade

June 10, 2014 at 9:20 PM

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Meade said…
PS: Lem, si es necesario, patear ese viejo chocho, Aridog, en los testículos.

Bueno.

June 10, 2014 at 9:27 PM

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Blogger Meade said…
¿Quién sabe lo que trae el mañana
En un mundo sobreviven pocos corazones?
Todo lo que sé es lo que siento
Cuando es real, lo mantengo con vida

El camino es largo
Hay montañas en nuestro camino
Pero subimos un escalón cada día

El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Donde las águilas lloran
En una montaña alta

El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Lejos del mundo de abajo
Hasta donde los vientos soplan claras

Algunos se aferran a, 'solía ser "
Vivir sus vidas mirando atrás
Todo lo que tenemos es aquí y ahora
Toda nuestra vida por ahí para encontrar

El camino es largo
Hay montañas en nuestro camino
Pero subimos un escalón cada día

El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Donde las águilas lloran
En una montaña alta

El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Lejos del mundo que conocemos
Cuando sopla el viento claras

Pasa el tiempo, no hay tiempo para llorar
La vida que usted y yo, una vida hoy

El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Donde las águilas lloran
En una montaña alta

El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Lejos del mundo que conocemos
Cuando los vientos soplan claras

El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos
Donde las águilas lloran
En una montaña alta
El amor nos levanta a donde pertenecemos

June 10, 2014 at 9:40 PM

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Meade said…
Tú y yo tenemos recuerdos
Más largo que el camino
Que se extiende por delante

Dos de nosotros usando impermeables
De pie en solitario en el sol
Tú y yo persiguiendo papel
Obtención de la nada en nuestro camino de regreso a casa
Estamos en nuestro camino a casa
Estamos en nuestro camino a casa
Nos vamos a casa

June 10, 2014 at 9:47 PM

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

I think Chip is right, one gimlet, just made with a pint of gin.

ndspinelli said...

Maybe the shanty Irish lawnboy hired a Mexican.

Trooper York said...

I don't speak Mexican. Can somebody translate for us true blue Americans?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

It's like he is going 'all in' or something.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Very Funny Poker

TTBurnett said...

I read Spanish, and my question is, what is this shit?

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I read Spanish, and my question is, what is this shit?

ELB sought to preserve the evidence in case it disappeared from whence it came.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Back when I used to indulge I would post song lyrics over there... so it could be an homage, parody, both. Who knows.

chickelit said...

I have been carrying this idea for a logo for Lem's in my head so long I can see it clearly.

It's frankly better than Troop's

Can anyone suggest an inexpensive graphics program for Mac? They used to give away MacPaint which might work.

chickelit said...

ELB sought to preserve the evidence in case it disappeared from whence it came.

This is wise. There should be a permanent record or perhaps an ongoing series at Troop's called "Shit Meade Said".

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

That is correct Lem. I preserved it only since I figured it would be quickly deleted. I am guessing Merde got drunk and went on Google Translate.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Meade said…
Sé fuerte, mi amigo. Conejito del polvo de la reina, perro Aérea y ndspinelli son tres de los más grandes de los matones más gordo assed. No temas. Pronto se le rescató. Una vida mejor en Internet que le espera.

June 11, 2014 at 12:02 AM


The only thing I get from this is Meade has us all living in his head. He has it bad.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I have been carrying this idea for a logo for Lem's

A Red Sox font would be ideal... it would drive Trooper nuts.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

You know I'm just messing with you Trooper. Just like you do with me and my liver... lol.

When I first encountered Trooper over there, Trooper was so personable I was taken aback a little. I didn't know what to make of him.

I had never meet anybody on line so aggressively friendly. So I would not respond for a long time until i got a better handle on my own sense of where Trooper was coming from.

It was a good thing he was patient.

MamaM said...

so it could be an homage, parody, both. Who knows.

Closing in on Lampoonery, A written attack ridiculing a person, group, or institution.

From my perspective, Meade's recent behavior doesn't resemble aggressive friendliness or anything close to homage.

On the Fetid, Bleeding Pustule thread, Rhhardin cuts to the heart of the matter.

...the usual solution is just ask (Lem ask) Meade not to post on your blog if you don't think it's good for the blog. Say you're looking for a different kind of insight in comments...It works if the commenter has any character. Give it a try.

Darcy said...

WTF? Geez. In their headz.

Lem,
I know you want to like them but they obviously have gone 'round the bend.

Please don't go follow them. :)

ndspinelli said...

Darcy, When someone has no soul, their heads are always fucked up.

ndspinelli said...

Seattle Slew won the Triple Crown on this date in 1977, and myself and better half got hitched that same day. My old man was a big horse player. We made sure there was time between the ceremony and reception to watch the Belmont, which was historic that day. He was very appreciative. As was everyone else, really. When we scheduled our wedding we just knew it was Belmont day. Even non fans watch the Belmont when the Triple Crown is on the line.

Aridog said...

Lem...I apologize for any and all insulting things I have said to or about you. My anger gets the better of me once in a while. Some people just make me nuts...and nuts is the right word for it. You are not one of those people and I realize you have to deal with all of us...jerks like me especially. You do so with grace. Please know that.

I appreciate your blog and intend to remain a supporter...even if I am not present much for a while.

Darcy said...

Please don't go anywhere, Ari.

If you do, and Sixty stays away, I really do feel that Meade will have succeeded in taking something away from us.

I have a friend who always says to me "You know what they can never take away from us?" And I answer: "Us."

Trooper York said...

Great post by Darcy at Lem's.

Check it out.

Aridog said...

Darcy...I'll not be "gone" just more careful what conversations I join. I will no longer engage Meade...hence my "TILT" meme of late. Right now I feel comfortable here at TY's because of TY himself...ball buster and all that. Besides he solved my summer shirt dilemma ... pretty funny (to me) that now I actually revert to what my dad wore...but it is what it is :)

Trooper York said...

Hawaiian shirts are the best. Especailly these cotton ones. In a hot humid summer night they rule.

I have about 100 of the now. Some of them have to be retired but I hate to give them up.

windbag said...

This is what I'm wearing this summer.

Michael Haz said...

Aw crap, windbag. I clicked on that link.

You look good. Waxed chest or shaved?

Michael Haz said...

Darcy, cover your ears for a second. Thanks.

Not joking here, but I think part of Meade's problem is that he hasn't had a good fuck in too long.

Okay, you can listen now.

He's angry and starts drinking around dinner time, and keeps it up until late at night. His posting seems to show it. Maybe he can't have a decent conversation at home, or maybe he's frustrated, or who knows what else.

Michael Haz said...

Oh look. Inga just showed up at Lem's. Right around cocktail time.

Aridog said...

Inga...which iteration?

Aridog said...

Inga (here) or Annie (at Turley's) or whatever...she thinks no one can track her puppetry. All the while using that same photo that I am sure she thinks is lovely. And it just may be to some folks. Not my call.

Aridog said...

Opps. I meant Inga at Lem's, not here.

Aridog said...

Hey BTW Trooper...what is your current email address for regular folks? I've got about three different ones now and I'd like to clarify my contacts list. If it is something you'd rather not share, that's cool too. I noted the comments about the gmail, versus whatever sign ins and how that effects your identify, as if we'd not know who was whom anyway.

Just asking, 'cause I am "dick" as well as just curious. Ppbbbfffftt.

Trooper York said...

Email me at jimdolan2@live.com

That is my regular email address that I check all the time.

windbag said...

Waxed chest or shaved?

This is a much more efficient method.

rcocean said...

Ordered some Hawaiian shirts, can't wait to wear them.

Michael Haz said...

I couldn't find the shirts on sale for $20. Did you find them, rc?

Trooper York said...

I think that was a sale they had last week.

Now the good ones are around $39.95

I prefer to pay more to get 100% cotton.

Trooper York said...

I got a couple of Christmas ones for $20 last week.

Nothing says you are an idiot like wearing a Christmas Hawaiian shirt on July 25th.

Darcy said...

Glad you'll be sticking around, Ari.


rcocean said...

Trooper answered it. And I'm with him, 100% cotton is the way to go. I usually wear them in hot weather.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

My doppelgänger is confused (I don't think she is getting enough attention from the dog whisperer.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Silk hawaiian shirts are nice (the choice for formal occasions in Hawaii), but they seem to have an affinity for red wine stains.

ndspinelli said...

If you would like to see Inga unhinged, go to the Fetid Bleeding Pustule post @ Lem's from 6/10. She went postal last night.

Michael Haz said...

I will not engage

I will not engage

I will not engage

Darcy said...

WNI;PO

Hugs!

Chip S. said...

Hunny!

Darcy said...

Who? Me? :)

Chip S. said...

Umm…

Darcy said...

Hehe. :)

Aridog said...

Darcy hugs must be earned!

Darcy said...

Aww.

Michael Haz said...

Chromium Merthiolate. It's the fancy skin color of men who tumble off of bicycles.

Trooper York said...

I notice that Inga urged Lem to close his site and go back to the Evil One. It is obvious they are pulling out all stops to get Lem to close up shop. It drives them crazy that he has a great blog with a bunch of great contributors.

Now Meade is in every post stirring up trouble. Plus posting in Mexican to rile Lem up.

They really are the lowest of the low.

Trooper York said...

I am sorry but I won't be going over to Turley's site. I had enough with liberal law professors. I hate professors to begin with and law professors even more.

Sorry. Not my cup of tea.

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, No sorry or explanation needed. To each their own.

Chip S. said...

That guy Brat in VA is a professor.

Darcy said...

Haha! Michael.

I deleted Meade on my post for a couple of juvenile comments insinuating something about blake and me.

He seems a little desperate.

Chip S. said...

Desperate. Yes, that's it.

He'd be better off drunk.

Michael Haz said...

Nice work, Darcy!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

I appreciate your blog and intend to remain a supporter...even if I am not present much for a while.

Thanks Aridog.

Trooper York said...

He is very desperate. He and now Inga are over there chumming the waters trying to upset Lem and get him to quit. He is now on every post and not in a good way.

He will make a few innocuous comments and then stick the knife in.

Darcy said...

Well, at least with no one responding to him his maliciousness stands out. That's a good thing.

Chip S. said...

I don't understand why the sheer juvenility of Larry's behavior doesn't embarrass a law professor at a reasonably legit university enough for her to tell him to stop.

Trooper York said...

I think he does it when it can pas by. You know. When she is passed out drunk. Sunday nights. Dinner time. Now it is in the middle of the day.

Things are getting worse for them.

Chip S. said...

That explains the photo at TOP of her on her back in the front yard.

Shouting Thomas said...

Wow!

The return of Inga the Sock Puppet!

blake said...

I deleted Meade on my post for a couple of juvenile comments insinuating something about blake and me.

Score! (Well, for me. For you, em, sorry.)

What I thought was interesting was after dropping a load, he then responded in what someone who didn't know him might think was a genuine post.

I would've deleted that, too. But then, I'd nuke everything from space. (It's the only way to be sure!)

blake said...

Unrelated, I was also gratified to discover that Father Fox doesn't respond to Ritmo either.

Bruce, if you're still reading, I left a big message on your Tex Avery thread.

blake said...

Also, FWIW, it's ridiculously easy to set up way better things than blogs these days.

There is plug-and-play stuff that combines blogging, chatting, twitter, facebook, pinterest, etc.

Just sayin'.

Michael Haz said...

You have my attention, Blake. Examples?

Darcy said...

I wanted to delete that last comment too, but even though I know it was made in bad faith (horrible, awful, mocking faith), I resisted because I'm stubborn. I hate that he gets the satisfaction of any reaction at all.

But those two posts had to go. Sorry, blake. lol

Trooper York said...

That is Lawnboy's method. He drops in reasonable posts and then goes batshit. They there are either deleted or he deletes them himself. All the is left is all the people going crazy and going after him.

blake said...

Dammit.

There goes my Seduction Cred.

Well...oh, yeah? You're...a stinkburger!

(I think they call that "negging". You should be totally turned on by me now.)

blake said...

Haz--

I was thinking of something like Elgg, which is pretty simple but has lots of interesting plug-ins.

But that's just from the hip. There are a lot of interesting options.

Trooper York said...

Get a room you two!

blake said...

I'm trying to!

Wait, me an Darcy or me and Haz?

blake said...

OK, just as an example, I put this up in 30 seconds at my old RPG website:

kingdomrpg

This is all default settings, no plug-ins, etc. But it's really damn easy. You can link in your twitter and facebook feeds, have posts that are more active be up top, front-page comments, all that crap.

This is Dolphin, not Elgg, but they're just two of many, many options.

blake said...

If you go to krpg and click on the little blue button on the left that'll take you to a more full-featured demo of Dolphin.

It's a little cluttered. I would crop most of it out, probably.

But I ran krpg for a friend of mine who moved her community from Compuserve, and this was 10 years ago, and ran it on my own little box from my house.

Tech has advanced a bit since then. Used to take hours to set up, and this is literally seconds.

(Customizing is an ongoing affair but that's the fun part.)

windbag said...

But I ran krpg for a friend of mine who moved her community from Compuserve, and this was 10 years ago, and ran it on my own little box from my house.

I didn't really follow all that technical stuff there, but I did like Dr. Johnny Fever on that show. Was Compuserve a suburb of Cincinnati? Maybe over the line in Kentucky? Anyway, I always thought Bailey Quarters was hotter than Jennifer Marlowe.

blake said...

Sure, why not.

Agreed on Bailey.