New York Post July, 15, 2008
A Texas minor-league baseball team will hold an "A-Rod & Madonna Night" promotion tomorrow.
The Grand Prairie AirHogs will sell $1 tickets to any couples coming to the game claiming to "share an agent."
Fans can also receive $1 admission if they wear an Alex Rodriguez jersey or come dressed as "any era of Madonna."
After hearing of this promotion, the Boston Red Sox decided to get in on the act. Next Thursday on Ted Williams Night there will be free admission for anyone who comes to the ballpark carrying the frozen severed head of their father.
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Next Thursday on Ted Williams Night there will be free admission for anyone who comes to the ballpark carrying the frozen severed head of their father.
Damnit, we had Dad cremated! Can I just bring the urn instead? Perhaps if they have a Keith Richards Night.....
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