Dennis Rodman is a useless knucklehead.

Well I caught the Celebrity Apprentice this Sunday and it was another suckfest to coin a phrase. The team leaders were Brian McKnight and the Model bitch whose name I can’t remember. The big hype was that Dennis Rodman was screaming at little midget Clint Black who didn’t back down. It’s almost like he knew it was fake or something.

Anyway Brian McKnight was smart. He did exactly what I would have done. He said Rodman is useless a total moron who could barely complete a sentence and was drunk and incoherent all the time. You know the full hd house. So Brian said go sit over there I have no time for you. This Jesse James guy did a great video for this video phone they were pimping by going to West Point and filming a soldier as though he was calling home then Brian did a great concert and got everybody shaking their booty. So to speak.

Now the girl’s team had no cohesion and was totally incoherent with a shitty story and a lot of stuff that didn’t make any sense. It was almost like it was written by hd house. Melissa Rivers jumped in to make the trains run on time and Joan Rivers did the mike work and told so ok jokes. But they were so bad that the guys finally won a task.

In the boardroom it was a complete catfight with the model bitch and Melissa going at it.
Most unsightly since no pillows or jello were involved. Anyway Trump dumped the model bitch and that was that.

This show is running out of steam rapidly. The celebrities suck. But next week they seem to stage an intervention to get Rodman to stop drinking the whole day long. Good luck with that. Still the passing an accident by the side of the road rubberneck rule still applies.