So I actually saw the latest boring heads where head head Niles Crane cross examined one of our favorite brides to be.Niles Crane: So who is this guy? Can we have a picture? Is he prettier than me?
Engaged lady: Well Niles the back end of his dog is prettier than you. Don't you read my blog?
Niles Crane: Yes I read it all the time. That's why I know that you police your comments vigorously and delete nasty comments and keep the ideologues out so there can be a give and take across the political spectrum.
Engaged Lady: That's totally wrong Niles. I only delete spam and the occasional psycho who provides a google map to my house. Obviously you have never read my blog or you are just pulling this out of your ass like a typical liberal who spouts bullshit when they have no idea what they are talking about.
Niles Crane: Well I might be totally wrong and not have any facts but I will still spout boring nonsense with a total sense of pretentious self righteousness. That's my style. Hey why don't your commenter's comment on boring heads.
Engaged Lady: Well mainly because it is so fucking boring. Most of them would rather stick their penises into a pencil sharpener than delve into the morass you call a comment section.
Niles Crane: Yes well thank you for appearing on boring heads. I think I will stick to chatting with Mickey Mouses perverted Uncle from now on.
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Hey Troop; being the redneck that I am I know exactly one person in the entire State of New York; Guess who has that good fortune?
Anyway; have you heard about this?
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/manmadewonders/ss/tear_drop.htm
The only sources I can find are blogs and Online news sites. This should be right across the river from you; have you heard anything about it?
Yeah, I know its out of left field, but I only have contact with one of NYC's 8 million
lol, Troop.
So...what'dja think of the latest BHTV?
"meadehouse"
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ah... ha.
Hey don't blame me. That's Ron's locution. I stole it from him.
Better watch out dude. Niles has an unhealthy obsession with you. Worse than Maxine. You better post a photo quick.
I have never heard of this Redneck but I am going to check it out and get back to you.
LOL.
"You better post a photo quick."
I'd rather not. You see, half my face was eaten away by my dog when I was in a three day drunken stupor coma and he thought I was dead.
I'm a little bit sensitive about it.
Oh! Meade goes as "Two Face" for Halloween every year!
Sort of explains the pants.
Thanks Troop!
It seems odd that there is no coverage of such a thing, if it exists.
But then again, it is in Jersey!
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Finally a picture of Alpha Liberal!
You twerps! If Meade's face is disfigured, he's OBVIOUSLY the Ph-ann-tom of the Opera.
Or, in this case, and Ph-ann-tom of the Soap Opera known as the Althouse blog commentariat.
I can't either. No offense to Althouse but I have no fucking interest.
If I want to watch that blather I will turn on some cable news station.
Having watched this one, it wasn't very interesting, but it was cool to see the Prof all bubbly. (I mean more so than usual.)
ph-ann-tom? I thought Meade was in Miss Saig-ann!
I'm honored to coin a tag, Trooper.
If Bob doesn't get that stick outta his butt, I'll use him to clean my gun barrels!
Ruth Anne, I'd like to think of us as the Spam-a-lot cast, thanks!
I'm just glad Meade doesn't really wear those pants.
Congrats Meade although my sympathies if you're relocating to that frozen tundra they call Wisconsin. The flipside is they have a lot of great Microbrews in Cheeseland.
I'm always looking for the silver lining.
Congrats Meade although my sympathies if you're relocating to that frozen tundra they call Wisconsin.
It's really only frozen 3 or 4 months of the year. Summers are usually long and muggy, with mosquitos like you wouldn't believe. Spring and especially Fall are definitely the best seasons, but they're too short.
Still, I'd move back under the right conditions.
Global warming?
Global Warming?
No, I just wouldn't mind being closer to what family I have left back there. Doesn't mean I'd sell my house here though.
CL--
Oceanside has the best climate in the world, doesn't it?
You're a good {father/brother/son/cousin} if you'd move away from that for your family. I salute you!
Oceanside has the best climate in the world, doesn't it?
I've heard that Hawaii beats SoCal, but yeah it's nice. But it's really not a different weather climate than any other coastal SoCal.
Thanks for the kind words blake. My son would love to move to WI --more guns! ;)
That's true, CL! My boy would, too.
We've actually been looking at TX, MN, NH...
Though, as far as HI, goes: Too humid. Yuck.
Hey, Troop: Don't forget to add the tag 'Ruth Anne defends Meade' on this one. It might be the last time it's wielded.
*snif*
[mumbling] we'll always have Rick's...
*snif*
Oh I don't know about that. Our friend Meade will need some defending in the weeks and months to come. On that you may rely.
Yes, Ruth Anne, we will always have Rick's.
Chin up, my sweet little dear. I've got a job to do. Where I'm going, you can't follow. And neither can Trooper York. Especially Trooper York. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of and Trooper York REALLY can't be a part of. Ever.
Ruth Anne, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a certified public accountant to see that Trooper York's problems don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.
Now, now...
Here's typing at you kid.
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