Breakers Night Club Tampa Florida Spring Training March 16, 2009
Jorge Posada:Hey Jeets what are we doing here? I just played my first game behind the plate and I am kinda tired.
Derek Jeter: I don’t really know but the rook asked that we come here. He said it was for the good of the team. Hey here he comes now. (Joba Camberlin walks into the night club with a woman who is wearing a floppy hat and shades. She is very shapely and seems vaguely familiar).
Jorge Posada: Well rookie what’s the story?
Joba Chamberlin: I am not a rookie anymore Mr. Posada so I thought I would do something to help the team.
Derek Jeter: Who’s your friend?
Joba Chamberlin: That’s what I meant. I know Mr. Rodriquez is feeling bad since he broke up with Miss Madonna and he caught the broken hip from her. So over the winter I met this famous singer at the reservation casino and I invited her to meet Mr. A-Rod. She is a big Yankee fan from way back.
A-Rod: (limps into the nightclub, sees the boys and comes over) Hey what’s so important that you guy insist I come over here.
Joba Chamberlin: I wanted to introduce to someone Mr. A-Rod. I know you like to date famous singers so can I introduce you. (The woman smiles and takes off her glasses and hat) Let me introduce to Charo. Charo this is Mr. A-Rod.
Jorge Posada: What the fuck?
A-Rod: Real funny Jeter. I knew you put him up to this. Fuck you guys. (A-Rod tires to storm out of the nightclub but look ridiculous limping like Chester from Gunsmoke)
Charo: I don’t understand.
Derek Jeter: Don’t worry about that loser baby, I am very very happy to meet you. Let’s have a drink.
Joba Chamberlin: I don’t understand. I thought he loved sixty year old singers.
Derek Jeter: Don’t sweat it rook. You did good. He doesn’t know the good stuff that maricon. I love you Charo. I remember seeing you on the Love Boat when you had that great outfit on. And on the Dean Martin Show. And that time on Merv Griffin. You know you were the first woman I ever rubbed one out to back in Michigan?
Charo: Really Senor Derek. That is so bueno. I love the beisboll. You are the best ball player in America no?
Jorge Posada: Well he likes to tell us that.
Derek Jeter: I don’t think I am the best but I like to think I am a good ball player.
Charo: So am I. I would love to play with your balls. I bet I can get them both in my mouth at the same time.
Derek Jeter: I will see you guys later. Let’s go for a ride my Bonita Chiquita. Cootchie-cootie baby.
16 comments:
The Yankees are older, in baseball years, than Charo. Expect to get a stellar season out of 37 year old Posada and 39 year old Mariano Rivera? Expect to, hell, if the Yanks don't get great years outta those two old men they're sunk. Lotsa luck with that.
How are those Met's pitchers working out there Ricpic? The Yankees are going to win with stellar starting pitching. I think Phil Hughes will have a big bounce back year and they will put Joba back in the pen. So if Mariano only has to get three outs the relief pitching will still be the best in the league. Plus the Red Sox don't have Manny anymore. You can take all the stats that these whiz kids came up with and stick it up your ass, the Sox won because they had Manny. The Rays will have a big drop because that always happens when a team wins a fluke World Series. The Yankees will win the division and the pennant easily. Going away. Watch and see.
Posada only has to catch about 80 games or so and his bat will be a big upgrade. Plus the new first baseman Texiaria will be stellar. He is a grinder old school. Without A-Rod the first month or so they will be able to set a course that will be great for the rest of the season.
Oh the next time we see Derek he will be working on a three way with Charo and Stella Stevens.
I would love to be in that locker room on my knees in front of Posada, Jeter and A Rod and I am not even a bottom.
Do you care about the NCAA tourney Troop? I love that shit. I want Connecticut to win it all.
When I was little I used to do the entire Cootchie Cootchie thing like Charo for my parents.
Is Althouse getting it? And if so are any of you guys a little jealous because it is not you?
Just as the Yanks will be getting into a nice rhythm and team spirit that fucktard A-Rod will return and jam 'em up in May and June. Watch and learn.
Not jealous in the least Titus. I hope it improves her mood a little that's all.
But that doesn't mean we can't bust her chops. The best time to bust someones chops is when they are happy. Then they just giggle.
Or as Charo would do, giggle and jiggle all in one.
Meade's gonna have an extreme case of blueballs starting shortly.
My brother knows the guy who is editing Selena Roberts book on A-Rod. She is the reporter that broke the story about the steroids. He says there is so much more to come that this is nothing. Drugs, gambling, whoring around and other stuff will just about kill his season. So I think we are going to win with out his participation at all. Pitching thats what will win it for us. Starting pitching. We have the best in the major leagues. Wait and see.
Hey a bluebelly with blue balls. Kind of appropriate don't you think. Hee, hee.
And don't worry about our friend Meade. His fate is in his own hands. So to speak.
Plus we don't even know is Meade is really the vict..I mean the lucky guy. We haven't heard a lot from Simon and Mort lately. They could be traveling around solving crimes like the Mod Squad.
My sense that if she is meeting up with someone it isn't anyone on the blog, at least not for romance.
I could be wrong though.
Go Sox!!!!
I think you are right about that Titus as you are about so many things. And just think of the loaves you could pinch if you ate that five way chili. Yikes!!!
She certainly likes to tease the commenters about what is going on though. She is kind of a dick tease. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Where'd you get the picture of Maxine?
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