Monday, March 16, 2009

Bridezilla's or just fuckin morons, you make the call


The Celebrity Apprentice was on again this Sunday and this has gotten very boring very fast. The two teams were supposed to sell wedding dress and set up in stores side by side.

Tom Green was the project manager for the men and he was just an idiot. He had a good idea of ignoring the sales to walk in’s and to concentrate on selling to high rollers who would pay big bucks for charity even if they didn’t want the dress. But it seemed like only Clint Black and Herschel Walker had any resources to call on to do this so it failed abysmally. The men’s team just really sucks.

With that said, Dennis Rodman is in a league of his own. He can not complete a sentence and when he speaks he mumbles and stumbles and you have no idea what the hell he is saying. Now a natural promotion would have been for Rodman to wear a wedding dress like that famous picture he took a few years ago. But he would have none of it. In the middle of the task he drags Hershel Walker out to go drinking and talking to some dumb bimbos in the local bars. Hershel keeps staring at him like he has two heads. Now Hershel is as dumb as a stump (after all he was a Dallas Cowboy) but even he thinks this is crazy. When they get back to the store, Tom Green and Rodman head out for some more drinking and the next morning neither of them show up. Green comes late and there is a great scene of the motorcycle guy Jesse James cursing at Green on the phone to get his ass out of bed and down to the store. It is a major league fiasco.

The women got some gay wedding planner guy to spruce up their store and sold a lot more dresses. The Poker Pussy had a few gamblers come up with some big bucks again and the broads kicked ass again. Blond bimbo model Randi Broderick won and we were spared Trump telling us again how he wanted to bang her back in the day.

In the end Tom Green was fired. I still say they should kill them at the end of the episode. Or at least Tom Green. Because man he deserves it.

5 comments:

Titushadaveryniceweekend said...

Do you ever see Rodman in his underwear? That would be really hot. He is supposed to have a really big hog.

Ron said...

Looks like next week Dennis amps up the crazy even more...I thought they'd save that for sweeps...

7 straight rebounding titles though! His world fell apart when Chuck "Daddy Rich" Daly left the Pistons...

Michael Haz said...

From what I read, Trump's next show will be Celebrity Bankruptcy Attorney, or maybe Celebrity Class Action Lawsuit Defense Attorney.

Jason (the commenter) said...

Looks like next week Dennis amps up the crazy even more...I thought they'd save that for sweeps...

I heard they cut off his booze.

DaLawGiver said...

Maybe they can replace Rodman with "Shoot My Own Dick Off" Burress. I mean after all he is a NY Giant and it would add an element of fear in the competition. Plaxico could give hand gun safety lessons.