Dude do you know what it is before you do it. I mean it is always a mystery until they explain it to you. You don't even know that you did something wrong. That's how woman operate.
Damn redneck that happened to me last week. My wife woke up and slugged me for something I did in her dream.
I have spoke about this before but when you are a big guy woman think they can haul off and slug you and you can just shake it off. Like nothing happened. "Don't be a big baby." I hope the professor doesn't smash poor Meade in his sleep. I mean she is tiny realatively speaking but I bet she packs a wallop.
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Hey, that doesn't look too bad. Looks kinda comfy! :)
What did Meade do to deserve sleeping on the couch (or tub, as the case may be)?
Dude do you know what it is before you do it. I mean it is always a mystery until they explain it to you. You don't even know that you did something wrong. That's how woman operate.
Worst was the time my wife was mad at me for something I did in one of her dreams!
True Story. For 3 days I had no idea why my supper was being served cold.
Damn redneck that happened to me last week. My wife woke up and slugged me for something I did in her dream.
I have spoke about this before but when you are a big guy woman think they can haul off and slug you and you can just shake it off. Like nothing happened. "Don't be a big baby." I hope the professor doesn't smash poor Meade in his sleep. I mean she is tiny realatively speaking but I bet she packs a wallop.
It is not what Meade did yet. It is what he may do in the future. If the professor does not have a couch, Meade should insist on one.
Trooper, once again your experience has schooled me.
I thought I was the only one with a wife who punished for what she dreamed I did.
It feels better knowing I'm i share an affliction.
Kinda like a buddy of mine.
he has a T-shirt; On the front it says:
I SUFFER FROM PMS
On the back it says:
MY WIFE HAS IT
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