Isn't that a great dress. We are going to bring in a whole series of dresses like it for the fall. But check out the jewerly. That's what we are selling a lot of these days. Extra long necklaces that elongate your torso and little pendants or pins. Classic stuff.
Oh this is a thank you to our pal Simon for bringing his nerdy brillance to our comments section. She is stubbing out her cigarette before she jumps across the desk. Get ready. Enjoy.
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Sorry, Simon --- but I get first crack at Joan Holloway!
Much obliged, Trooper.
Ron, I must insist on pistols at dawn. I must also warn you that I'm a crack shot.
...By which, unfortunately, I mean that I'm more likely to shoot myself in the crack than to get the gun out of the holster in a quick draw situation.
Simon, would you like some crack before we shoot? Just to make you a double crack shot?
Trooper, I'll post photos of myself doing lines off The Cleavage Of Joan, I promise!
Um, Simon,
I know you are an expert in many things, especially the law, but evidently dueling is not your forte.
One does not use holsters in a duel, like some crude western gun fight. The weapons are hand held, barrels up. You pace off the directed amount of paces, turn, point at your victim, and fire. It is also a formal dress up affair. It is a gentleman's art form.
Now that is for pansy assed, striped pants gentlemen. I prefer the crude western style. Mano e mano, face to face. A dusty street, horses tied up at the post, and a saloon close by to repair to after the victim has been dispatched to his maker.
What about Shotguns at 10 paces?
Dueling Mark Twain style.
Ron, never touch the stuff. Even when there's a Christina Hendricks involved. I'm pretty happy with a glass of wine or a good beer (or even a mediocre beer if nothing else is available)
Peter V. Bella said...
"Um, Simon, ... evidently dueling is not your forte."
I realize that gallows humor has been more my MO that yuck-yucks of late, but I was kidding. That said, see Firely, "Shindig" (Reynolds, C.J.) ("A swhat?").
Such men, yacking on about dueling. The point of the post is the dress!
Pyzahn,
Ciao,
The object is the dress and the woman in it. We are discussing the fight, or the proper method of fighting over her.
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