Celebrity Apprentice was on last night and it was another fiasco. The task was that the two teams were supposed to run a hotel. The men decide to make Dennis Rodman the Project Manager. That is roughly equivalent to having Bernie Madow manage your money. Oh wait a minute.
Anyway the teams have to do everything from cleaning the rooms to getting theatre tickets to arranging pedicures. Rodman actually set a record for being coherent. He lasted a whole four hours. Beating HD house’s record by about, four hours. His great idea is to park fancy cars outside the hotel. The reaction of the members of his team can be summed up the three letters: WTF. Throughout the whole task Brian McKnight looks like he wishes he could just kill Rodman out of hand. The one guy who could do it is Hershel Walker but he is too classy and soft spoken. Hershel is genuinely puzzled by Dennis. He just doesn’t understand Rodman. At all.
Anyway there are the usual twists and turns. A room full of gay dudes hate the lady golfer who they torture with room service demands. I guess gay guys and lesbians really don’t get along at all. Zach? Titus? Your input please.
The boardroom turns serious as the men lose but Jesse James makes an impressive and heartfelt plea that Dennis Rodman has a big time drinking problem. Which is of course obvious to anyone who has been watching. Now Jesse calls him an alcoholic. That’s not true. Alcoholics go to meetings. Rodman is a drunk. He isn’t organized enough to go to a meeting. I have developed a lot of respect for how Jesse James carried himself in this game. He tells the truth and is an honest and intelligent guy. He points at Walker and Rodman and says they are two of the greatest athletes in American Sports. He said to compare the two of them. It is a savage point. There is not much you can say after that. He also says that Dennis is on his way to bad end. That is also pretty obvious. As is the fact that Trump doesn’t give a shit. This is just a TV show. So he fires Rodman and jus t shakes his head.
As they all walk out of the room Jesse James hugs the poker player babe who is the best player on the other team. I can see it coming down to the two of them. In fact the only three people with an actual brain in this show are the poker pussy, Jesse James and Brian McKnight. Trump will rearrange the teams next week to contain both men and woman. So whichever team has two of those three will kick ass. And if they are all on the same team forgetaboutit. Which I will now do about this show.
3 comments:
Hell, Dennis has never forgiven Chuck Daly for leaving the Pistons...he sat ourside the Palace, in his truck, with a gun to maybe cap himself!
I will still not forgive Jesse James for stealing Sandy Bullock from me...but it's good to know he's a class dude.
Anyone could beat HD House. Being gentleman, it would not be fair and would be considered bullying. One does not beat commie pussies. One humiliates them.
Walker is a real enigma to me. He claims to have multiple personality disorder, a very rare disorder that is always the result of chronic, unspeakable child abuse.
My physician friend and landlord told me a story about Walker. Bo Jackson was playing a baseball game at Georgia while he was in college. After a boring game, he and Walker stripped to their gym shorts and held impromptu sprint races on the nearby track. My friend watched it and said Bo won the 40 and less but Walker won everything past 50 yards.
Would have been nice to watch that!
Trey
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