I guess it is in the fall right Redneck. I mean I haven't gone hunting in 30 years or so. Well not for deer.
Back in the day I bagged a few. So to speak.
Of course it did look funny when you had them tied on the hood of your car.
Life was different then.
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Around here you can bag the 2 legged deer anytime. Usually the limit though is one in your possession at any given time though.
That limit can be raised at your own peril; you never want to get caught by more than one. Last time I checked the penalty was castration, and if you had a license, you also lost half your stuff.
You also have to carefull how you dress them out. Sometimes you think you are getting a pig but you end up with a bore. (Joke I didn't use on Althouse but had to use or my head would explode).
My favorite old Willy Nelson song is "Last night I came in at 2 with a 10, and woke up at 10 with a 2".
Bore works two ways as well, being both an individual who will not play along, and the alternate, male hog varity- not that there's anything wrong with that, if male hog is your preference.
But it ain't my preference.
I thought it was wabbit season.
As usual, you fuckers are lost. That's David Allen (My long hair cain't cover up my redneck) Coe in that leafy tub.
Never was a babe attached to lower legs like that, not even in Madison.
Damn that is an ugly leg on that personoid.
Those legs fell outa the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
If I had Oscar Gamble's dog, and he looked like that......
I love a woman with a nice rack.
The ony difference between a pig and a fox is two beers.
Bruised fat legs. What's with that?
There's a nearly nekkid woman with antlers in the tub, all covered in wet leaves, and you guys are wondering about bruises on her legs?
I needs me a Guinness, and fast.
@Pogo You're right. Paying attention to the wrong things.
Are those maple leaves or oak? Where'd they find them this time of the year?
And i didn't know does grew antlers, unless the picture is a fake....
Bruises on a woman are a sure sign she don't pay attention too good. Even an uneducated redneck knows that.
Call me a romantic, but I like to decide where to place the bruises on my own women.
And horny? Hell yes, but antlered females? Might also have some other male attributes.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
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