Trooper, When I think of crack I think of Plumber's Crack (you know; 300 pounds, 5 feet- 6 inches tall- bent over under a sink so his butt pulls loose from his pants Plumber's Crack); isn't the female version called butt cleavage?
Well, sure Darcy what can you get from a toon, a dye job? Maybe if your johnson is made of silly putty you can roll up the whole sunday funnies, but, hell, at that point you might as go from Cincinnati to Madison and just marry the girl already!
If I ever join the happy millions currently laboring in the retailing of shit women like to buy, there will be no racks-heh at rack level. All the merchandise will be at tippy-toe or lowey-low.
I know what Troop's gonna say- I'm sure not all the views are lovely, but after a week of 1040's almost any view would work, no?
I hate Sarah Jessica Parker, Robin Williams, Tim Robbins, Susan Saradon, the BJ Hunnicut guy, brussel sprouts, the Boston Red Sox, commies and well, lawyers.
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And we love you too, Trooper.
"You know I love all you guys."
What a big pussy.
Trooper, When I think of crack I think of Plumber's Crack (you know; 300 pounds, 5 feet- 6 inches tall- bent over under a sink so his butt pulls loose from his pants Plumber's Crack); isn't the female version called butt cleavage?
Thank you Meade. It takes one to know one.
I will never forget when I first started hanging out with some Irish waitress and they told me they had some good craic they wanted to share with me.
It wasn't what I thought it was.
Hey Meade, at least he is not a snow pussy!!!!!
Betty Rubble's is better.
LOL, Peter.
Trooper has everyone drooling over 'toons now!
Well, sure Darcy what can you get from a toon, a dye job? Maybe if your johnson is made of silly putty you can roll up the whole sunday funnies, but, hell, at that point you might as go from Cincinnati to Madison and just marry the girl already!
Paying attention to the take-home lesson-
If I ever join the happy millions currently laboring in the retailing of shit women like to buy, there will be no racks-heh at rack level. All the merchandise will be at tippy-toe or lowey-low.
I know what Troop's gonna say- I'm sure not all the views are lovely, but after a week of 1040's almost any view would work, no?
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