Monday, April 13, 2009

Everybody loves a slave girl, if she's easy and she's green.

Well the poll on which original Star Trek babe you most want to bone is over and the green slave girl bitch won going away. The results:

Green Slave Girl Bitch 17
Randy Janice Rand 7
Nurse Chapel 7
Uhuru 4
Mr. Sulu 1

If Mort were awake he would say you are a bunch of racists. Now the fact that the green bitch won makes that seem a stupid claim but that never stopped Mort before and it won't stop him now.

Next up, your favorite ice cream/frozen treat.

2 comments:

Peter V. Bella said...

I always wanted to own a slave girl. It is so Jeffersonian.

Simon said...

You may recall that back in November 2007, Mort accused me - not wholly inaccurately - of being a "female supremacist," so you can infer that I didn't vote for the slave girl.

(I wasn't the vote for Sulu, either.)