Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Today's gratuitous bath tub scene is very Germanic!


Get into this tub now! I want to scrub you! You can not escape! You dirty dirty boy!

18 comments:

Darcy said...

Yay! Will German be spoken here now? :)

The Dude said...

Nein!

TMink said...

That is "dirty, dirty" man m'am.

Trey

chickelit said...

Darchen:

Du, Du liegst mir im Herzen,
Du, Du liegst mir im Sinn,
Du, Du machst mir kein' Schmerzen, weißt Du wie glücklich ich bin?

chickelit said...

In Heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here,
And when we're gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all our beer
.

In Heaven there is no wine,
Let's drink til we all feel fine,
And when, it comes our time,
All our friends will be drinking all our wine
.

In Heaven there is no drink,
At least, that's what we think,
And when, we go ka-plink,
All our friends will be drinking all our drink
In Heaven there is no beer,
That's why, we drink it here,
And when, we're gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all our beer
.

In Heaven there is no beer,
Let's stay, and drink it here,
And when, our friends aren't here,
We will be drinking all their beer
.

"In Heaven There is No Beer Polka"

Darcy said...

Aww...chickenlittle! So sweet. :)

Simon said...

In Germany, Specter would have requested a pistol, for personal reasons. That would have at least been honorable.

Asante Samuel said...

Simon, you answered your own question with the honorable part.

ChocolateGodzilla said...

The length is correct, the color, not so much.

Is it true what theysay about you people?

Yes, it is.

blake said...

Or, for an alternate view:

There'll be lots of drinking in heaven
Smoking and eating and sex
What you didn't do
In this life bad for you
Will be totally cool in the next

In heaven, there'll be beer for breakfast
For lunch it's sambuca and wine
The gazpacho with dinner
Is made with paint thinner
And the morning hereafter feels fine

TitusTheCabaret said...

I love pre-nazi Germany. It is so decadent and gay and fabulous.

Welcome to the Cabaret my friend.

Money, Money, Money.

I was in Berlin last year and it is really really gay.

I was in Amsterdam too and it is very gay too. Also, lots of bicycles. And muzzies. Now if I could find a religious fanantic muzzie that has gay tendencies but feels very guilty about it I would be in heaven. Nothing better than having sex with someone that feels regret and guilt. Love that. Also, if they are wearing a sheet it is an added benefit.

TitusTheCabaret said...

I did an Iranian cab driver last week and it was ok but he was a little too westernized.

I was like can't you pray to the koran after we did it or something?

Anonymous said...

Dietrich seems so OLD.
Puts me in mind of this:

Als ich ein jung’ Geselle war
nahm ich ein steinalt Weib.
ich hat sie kaum drei Tage, Ti-Ta-Tage,
da hatt’s mich schon gereut,
da hatt’s mich schon gereut.


The rest is a grim little tale about how he murdered her and married a young one.

I just love those cheery German folksongs.

TitusTheCabaret said...

I like blue collar dark guys that are dumb.

I do not have any interest to guys simlar to me. Professional, white, make good money, are well educated, and have a fabulous loft. That's gross.

Give me some uneducated, dumb, dark colored, maybe who doesn't speak english well, any time of the day.

It makes things so much easier. And the sex is great!!!!

TitusTheCabaret said...

Now I am really horny.

Also, the variety of brown and black guys in this country is improving daily.

I really have a smorgasboard to choose from.

That's why I am all for more immigration-please.

The Dude said...

Titus, you are one sick motherfucker.

Trooper York said...

Hey Titus, did you notice how much Marlene looks like Madonna in this photo?

TMink said...

Troop, I would think it would be how much Madonna looks like Marlene.

Trey