All right. You have been staying away and not commenting. I mean I go away for a couple of days and you can't fucking shut up. Then nothing. Don't make me shoot. All right good. First let me roll across the hood of this car and then you can comment.
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I know! Where are those rats?
figured you wouldn't be back until after April 15th and so am pleased that I was wrong.
I just haven't had much to say lately. Not even on my own blog. I think all my mind share is taken-up with the dread of April 20th.
Well just enjoy the Stella Stevens and Christina Hendricks pics.
I get some free time when I am running the returns off on the printer. Did you know that the returns have tripled in size in the past five years. I usually set five or six to run at a time and then I have a little time to screw around.
You did come back from the seminary too soon. I had whole bunch more eulogies in the can too which I'll have to save for the next time you pretend to disappear.
Oh, and Darcy tweeted that she was heading out on a cruise for a week in the Carribean. See what you miss on twitter?
That's OK with me. I know that people have lives. But I want to start a new series and I couldn't resist Mannix when I found that photo.
I am still working on my "Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend" where A-Rod falls in love with the heads grounds keeper at Yankee Staduim and has a gay marriage at home plate. The punchline:
"And you, a third baseman!"
Book 'em Dano!
Wait, that's the wrong 60s detective.
What did Mannix always say?
I totally agree. What a bunch of bitches.
When you weren't around they were all crying and in despair and posting constantly.
Now they have vanished. What a bunch of ingrateful fuckers.
By the way I just watched the movie 300 and I all I could think about was that it was a gay porno. Did anyone else get that out of 300?
If A Rod falls in love I want it to be with me. No fucking grounds keeper.
I should get A Rod's hog.
Titus-
Well try watching The Watchmen...
It's like hey-
"What if my dick could rule the world?"
Dr. Manhattan...
Well try watching The Watchmen...
Don't ever suggest someone watch that garbage. It's a hate crime!
"What if my dick could rule the world?"
Wait, what do you mean "what if"?
It's not?
Darcy's gone?
Well, there's your problem: It's a total sausage fest now.
And they all want to rule the world, apparently.
And they all want to rule the world, apparently.
Didn't Patti Smith make an album called Easter?
Didn't Patti Smith make an album called Easter?
About penises? Risen again and wanting to conquer the world?
I guess ya gotta find a niche.
"By the way I just watched the movie 300 and I all I could think about was that it was a gay porno. Did anyone else get that out of 300?"
My wife loved "The 300". I guess an attractive man is attractive to whoever likes men.
Damn, I have not missed Titus at all - still carrying on about the same old shit.
CL- Patti Smith does have a dick, or at least a Y chromosome. And it certainly is bigger than the sorry dick of the metrospic male singers of the last 15 years.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I love 'because the night'.
And the 1978 album from which it comes, ironically named Easter.
Hey Trooper, when i first moved to FL I used the accountant my boss used , because of his alleged expertise in our industry. How bout, 4 years later, I had to use the excuse for failing to file that my acct was too busy cutting up Hungarian emigrees and stuffing them in 55 gal drums to do my taxes on time?
Zeddy ignore the same old tired shit. You will feel much better. Hugs.
Happy Easter everyone.
I hope you all have a bountiful, beautiful holiday with some gorgeous painted eggs and hot full baskets.
Crap it's Easter...
I can no longer work the thread-blue.
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/1999-12-23/news/pain-gain/
Check this link for the story of a real accountant.
I'm just pissed about Rand losing to fucking nurse Chapel.
I think the green slave bitch girl would lose her luster if she wasn't green. The whole green thing gives her a feel of being very exotic. I bet if she wasn't green we wouldn't all be voting for her.
I wonder what it would be like to bone someone who is green?
I am sure you are asking yourself the same question as I am asking myself. Are her pubes dyed green too?
Speaking of dyed pubes have any of you done it with someone who dyed their pubes?
How did Mike Connors manage to keep that mop of his in place, not a hair out of place, even on windy days (or wind machine days on the set)?
It is one of the great mysteries of the (known) universe.
There was a film called The Boy With The Green Hair, before your time, Titus. It actually alluded in a veiled way to McCarthyism, written by a Hollywood commie back in the late '40s. The green haired boy was "different" and we shouldn't condemn him for being different, that's what the commie writer was pushing. Of course, being 8 years old all that went over my head but I was really haunted for a while by the whole green haired sensitivo thing. Nowadays the commies have been so successful that it's a boy with blonde hair and the dreaded blue eyes who has to be protected against our thug establishment.
I have blonde hair and blue eyes. I am the one we should be afraid of now.
How sad, and I am so normal and American with midwestern family values.
Ricpic and I have gone back and forth at times but I think Ricpic is pretty smart.
Ricpic isn't pretty smart, Ricpic is king!
Right, Troop? Right? Hello?
Olds Toronado - cool.........
Did you know there was a film named "Green Pubes"?
It's all green on the inside
dr. kill:
Wave was my personal fav. w/ Frederick and Dancing Barefoot. Did know that The Feelies did a great cover of the latter?
I need to see the film green pubes.
Whenever I see some chick with fucked up pink or blue hair I always wonder if they did the beave in matching color.
Putting your hog in a beave with pink pubes could be dangerous though. What if you were allergic to the dye? Or your hog could become all nasty and inflamed and might not work for awhile-that would be awful. Sometimes I jerk off too much and I get a little scab on my hog and I can't jerky jerky for a couple of days...I hate when that happens.
I heard most women trim their beaves. Does it matter to you straighties how much hair is in the beave? Is their ever too much hair? Too less? What is the ideal beave hair count? What if she has hair in her butt? Is that a turn off?
Do straight guys finger women's butts?
And straight guys do you ever have a women lick your butt or finger your asshole? Or would that make you "gay"?
Hey,
Happy Easter everyone; a bit belated.
The leg of lamb came out perfect and the ricotta sausge pies were great.
I just eft Althouse. The usual suspects were grieving, crying, slobbering and praying for the pirates who our great boys in the Navy wasted.
Well, since the weather is wso nice- chilly, but sunny, I am going to walk off dinner.
Remember, the only good pirate is a dead pirate.
I'm glad you asked, Titus. I'm ashamed to admit I've been troubled by the same questions, but didn't have the balls to ask.
I'm pretty certain that dyed pubes are potentially more hazardous to the owner, not the 'visitor'. If the bitch is doing a lot of scratching, and there exists a troubling aroma, then the usual rules apply. Who really cares why?
Use baby oil every time you skin your squirrel and you will never suffer scabby hog disease.
And in the matter of assholes, a really good rule is to worry more about soap and water and less about hair.
I'm glad we had this little chat. Don't forget the baby oil.
My favorite gun is a shotgun. One of those break-action ones that's easy to open and check for shells. And not a 12 gauge, 'cause the recoil on those eventually makes you flinch.
I like the feel in your shoulder when you're holding it just right. When you give your target the right lead and it goes down-- awesome.
Plus I like the smell of gunpowder.
By the way, that car looks hot! That can't seem to make cars that look cool anymore can they?
Titus, I think I speak for everyone when I preface my reply with "eeeewwwww!" -- but that aside, I suppose the answer is "it depends on the couple." If that stuff floats your boat and your spouse likes it (again, let me say "eeww"), kudos. Lastly, I would say that while asking one's opposite-sex partner to do those things might make a person many things, it wouldn't make them "gay." That's a designation that attaches to the who not the what.
Jason, I've been refinishing a guitar, and because my oil of choice - tru oil - is more commonly used on guns, my attic smells like an armory!
I've been refinishing a guitar, and because my oil of choice - tru oil - is more commonly used on guns, my attic smells like an armory!
One of my favorite episodes of Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law is when he has to defend Quick Draw McGraw for possesion of a concealed guitar!
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