Friday, May 22, 2009

Congratulations Titus!!!!!!!!!!


Hey congratulations to Titus. He dropped us a note in the comments to tell us of his big promotion.

And finally, I have moved.

I got a promotion at work and I now live in Cambridge, Mass. It's fabulous here.

Tomorrow is my premeire in Ptown.

And I am now a Vice President of a Fortune 100 company.


I guess that makes him a Dick. Dick Cheney. The Dick Cheney of his company. So to speak.

Congratulations and felicitations to you and the rare clumbers. I hope you enjoy the Red Sox as they lose to the Yankees this year. Maybe you can hook up with Big Papi and console him. Good deal man.

9 comments:

dr kill said...

Hahaha, that fucking Titus. It's like reading code, ain't it?

Dropping a big promotion? hahaha- a big greasy shit.

dbp said...

Congratulations Titus! And welcome back to the Bay State. Now you are a lot closer to your vacation spot--just a ferry ride away.

blogging cockroach said...

ooh titus is moving to cambridge
our fair city
if titus has as fancy as job as he says
he will have enough dinero to live
in a building w/a parking garage
but if he s saving money and wants
something more funky and quaint
and has to park on the street
with a permit of course well he s got
to remember that all bets are off on sunday
when the riffraff can park in his space
so if he s driven down to p town and gets
back sunday night and there s a rusty
corolla in his space he should just drive
around the block until they have to leave
or call cambridge s finest who may
actually come quickly if there s a fine involved
but are a little slower when somebody s
blowing someone away in front of a
harvard dorm which they did recently
and is an example of the local color here
in the athens of america but at least
the shooter got a parking ticket

Ruth Anne Adams said...

Will there be a bloggingcockroach /Titus meet-up?

Reply hazy. Ask again later.

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Anonymous said...

felicitations to you...sort of...are you sure you spelled that right, Trooper?

Palladian said...

Titus' address has always been listed as being in Cambridge, Mass. Something smells fishy, and it isn't the tacos!

blogging cockroach said...

uh oh
if what palladian says means what i think
sounds like titus already owns that rusty
corolla on the street

Jason (the commenter) said...

Something smells fishy

Someone noticed Titus is talking shit... now?