(Family quarters, upstairs at the White House)
Michelle Obama: (walking in back from working at a soup kitchen) Mama I‘m home!
Marian Robinson (Michelle’s mom) Thank God you are home. Your Auntie Madea is on the warpath. You best get that skinny ass half a cracker husband of yours up here
Michelle Obama: Now Mama don’t start what’s the problem. I am very tied. I gave 120% at the soup kitchen today. Nobody can pass out stale bread like me.
Michelle Obama: Now Mama don’t start what’s the problem. I am very tied. I gave 120% at the soup kitchen today. Nobody can pass out stale bread like me.
Marian Robinson: I don’t understand what she is going on about, it’s something about Puerto Ricans Madea hates herself them Ricans.
Michelle Obama (picks up phone) Hi can you ask the President to come upstairs. Thank you.
President Barrack Obama: (Comes rushing in) Is every thing OK, are the girls all right.
Michelle Obama: My mother wants to talk to you.
President Barrack Obama (mutters under his breath) Oh shit. What now!
Michelle Obama: My mother wants to talk to you.
President Barrack Obama (mutters under his breath) Oh shit. What now!
Marian Robinson: What did you say you skinny assed fool.
President Barrack Obama: Nothing Mother. You do know that I am President of the United States. You might show me just a little respect.
Marian Robinson: You better watch your ass you Malcolm X looking Mofro. My sister Madea is on the warpath.
President Barrack Obama: Oh no …what’s the matter with that crazy old bat now. Marian Robinson: Madea come on out here!
Madea: (comes into the room) There he is that fool boy. What is this that I hear that your appointing someone called Sort-a-rican to the Supreme Court? You couldn’t find a nice black man like that Clarence Thomas you had to pick a bean eater. That man is fine.
President Barack Obama: But Auntie Madea it is time to put a Hispanic on the court.
Madea: Don’t give that nonsense. That’s the kind of boy that will kill your brother.
President Barack Obama: Now, now Judge Sotomayor is a fine judge and a good woman.
Madea: What do you know you pansy ass fool? You never went up in front of a judge other than in the science fair. That Sort-a-rican probably has a whole family full of drug dealers. I bet Tony Montana is her cousin. What about that nice Judge Mathis on the TV. That boy is from Detroit and he knows what's what. He ain’t gonna let the po-po get away with anything.
President Barack Obama: I have to get back to my duties. Thank you for your input Auntie.
Madea: Don’t Auntie me you bean pie eating motherfucker. You best put a good black man in there or I am going to have to go upside your head. Or at least pick a smart Jew. You best forget about those Ricans. I mean she’s gonna be throwing garbage out the window of the Supreme Court. She’s definitely gonna cut that faggot Roberts. How is that gonna look?
President Barack Obama: I have to go (rushes out of the family quarters)
Marian Robinson: I am glad you set him straight Madea.
Michelle Obama: But why do you hate Hispanic people so much Auntie”
Madea: WHY? I WILL TELL YOU WHY! THAT GOD DAMN TRINI LOPEZ!
Marian Robinson: Yes I am afraid that when Auntie Madea was singing backup to Ray Charles in the Raylets she had a fling with Trini Lopez.
Madea: A thing? That dirty pointy shoe wearing cockroach killer in the corners motherfucker popped my cherry and then he never called me. Lemon trees my ass.
President Barrack Obama: Nothing Mother. You do know that I am President of the United States. You might show me just a little respect.
Marian Robinson: You better watch your ass you Malcolm X looking Mofro. My sister Madea is on the warpath.
President Barrack Obama: Oh no …what’s the matter with that crazy old bat now. Marian Robinson: Madea come on out here!
Madea: (comes into the room) There he is that fool boy. What is this that I hear that your appointing someone called Sort-a-rican to the Supreme Court? You couldn’t find a nice black man like that Clarence Thomas you had to pick a bean eater. That man is fine.
President Barack Obama: But Auntie Madea it is time to put a Hispanic on the court.
Madea: Don’t give that nonsense. That’s the kind of boy that will kill your brother.
President Barack Obama: Now, now Judge Sotomayor is a fine judge and a good woman.
Madea: What do you know you pansy ass fool? You never went up in front of a judge other than in the science fair. That Sort-a-rican probably has a whole family full of drug dealers. I bet Tony Montana is her cousin. What about that nice Judge Mathis on the TV. That boy is from Detroit and he knows what's what. He ain’t gonna let the po-po get away with anything.
President Barack Obama: I have to get back to my duties. Thank you for your input Auntie.
Madea: Don’t Auntie me you bean pie eating motherfucker. You best put a good black man in there or I am going to have to go upside your head. Or at least pick a smart Jew. You best forget about those Ricans. I mean she’s gonna be throwing garbage out the window of the Supreme Court. She’s definitely gonna cut that faggot Roberts. How is that gonna look?
President Barack Obama: I have to go (rushes out of the family quarters)
Marian Robinson: I am glad you set him straight Madea.
Michelle Obama: But why do you hate Hispanic people so much Auntie”
Madea: WHY? I WILL TELL YOU WHY! THAT GOD DAMN TRINI LOPEZ!
Marian Robinson: Yes I am afraid that when Auntie Madea was singing backup to Ray Charles in the Raylets she had a fling with Trini Lopez.
Madea: A thing? That dirty pointy shoe wearing cockroach killer in the corners motherfucker popped my cherry and then he never called me. Lemon trees my ass.
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skinny ass half a cracker husband
LMAO!
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