Thursday, May 7, 2009

Manny! Say it ain't so!


Manny is busted for taken female fertility drugs. I mean I guess it will help with making his dreds long and lustrous, but why else is he taking them. Is it a precursor to more invasive surgery. Will Manny Ramirez turn into Tranny Ramirez?


And if that is the case, why did he ever leave the Red Sox?


It just doesn't add up.


And fifty games suspension. Yeesh. That's tough man. That's tough.

7 comments:

dbp said...

If he ain't carefull people will be calling him "Mammy Ramirez".

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

save_the_rustbelt said...

The fertility medicine is supposed to restart his testosterone.

Why would his testosterone stop?

Well, it is a side effect of long term steroid use. Not proven though.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, and everybody was saying how terrible for the Sox that he left uptight, grim Boston.

Bye, Manny! Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out!

Oops! Looks like it just did.

TitusLovesMannyBigTime said...

Manny is so hot.

I would love to pull on his locks while fucking him and looking at his well defined back.

He is beautiful. Wow, I get hard just thinking about him. You know he has a nice long uncut hog.

By the way Go Sox!

TitusLovesMannyBigTime said...

Boston isn't uptight anymore.

Gays can marry.

Boston's totally cool and fabulous and picturesque.

TitusLovesMannyBigTime said...

I would be happy just watching Manny take a shower. Lathering up his hog and looking at me. Yum.

TitusLovesMannyBigTime said...

Talking about his testoterone is hot.