It's getting hairy. The beautiful Italian tart Sophia Loren is the underar.. underdog as a greasy Napoleon is running away with it. I guess all gay dudes are voting for the Napoleon. I mean I thought you would split the vote with the cannoli which after all is a long tube stuffed with cream. But little Nappy is a landslide vote getter. What's up with that?
I just fear that if it is a close shave that we want, poor Sophia is not going to cut it. So to speak.
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Well, when you're as beautiful as Sophia Loren you can get away with something like that.
Mi piaciono i capelli di ascella.
The advantage a Napoleon has over Sophia Loren is, you can put a Napoleon in your mouth. Sophia Loren is unobtainable.
Also, I thought a cannolo represented a vagina, but I'm no expert. I think you guys keep your fingers warm with it or something, then a stork brings a baby. Seriously, if that's supposed to be a penis the guy who owns it is into some weird stuff.
I think you guys keep your fingers warm with it or something, then a stork brings a baby.
LOL! Yes, exactly how it works. Hookers are really just hand-warmers.
When I say Oscar, you say Gamble.
Rainforest-y jungle, baby. Word up.
This is just another incremental advance toward the total collapse of Western Civilization.
And everyone knows it.
Sophia was before her time. Those "natural woman" armpit hairs? They scared away the little boys.
Grown men lined up to lick them.
Mathmeticians counted them, and were even able to extrapolate about each square inch of her body.
Physicists were sure she was violating some basic law of the universe.
And Carlo Ponti... just... slipped in.....
Funny how that happens sometimes?
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