Wednesday, February 24, 2010

You can get anything you want at Malice's Restaurant


This song is called Malice's Restaurant, and it's about Malice, and the
restaurant, but Malice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Malice'sRestaurant.

You can get anything you want at Malice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Malice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Malice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Malice at the
restaurant, but Malice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
church nearby the restaurant, in the ivory-tower, with nobody because she couldn’t ever have a dog. And livin' in the ivory tower like that, they got a lot of
room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room,
seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't
have to take out their garbage for a long time.

2 comments:

chickelit said...

Ha! That jingle reminds me of another little ditty:

"Go ask Malice, when she's 10 feet tall."

Michael Haz said...

Malice aforethought.