Tuesday, November 8, 2011

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Kim Kardashian's Bridal

The way to plan your perfect wedding so you can dump your loser husband in 72 days and get to keep all the cool gifts. Fuck off losers."
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6 comments:

Fred4Pres said...

SNL did a pretty good parody of this last Saturday. The Fairytale Divorce.

November 8, 2011 at 12:22 PM
ricpic said...

Beautiful breasts and a stupid face,
Or is she peasant cunning?
Worthy and earnest chuck the chase
As to the bank she trots humming.

November 8, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Fred4Pres said...

I like yours better ricpic, but I stole this one off a porn site (which seemed appropriate):

There are many cool things about Kim Kardashian
One of them is that she looks quite fine
Another's her name which sounds just like Sean Connery naming the bad guys on Deep Space Nine

November 8, 2011 at 7:08 PM
Fred4Pres said...

Salman Rushdie writes, "The marriage of poor Kim (pound) Kardashian was krushed like a kar in a krashian.

"Her Kris kried, not fair! Why kan't I keep my share? But Kardashian fell klean outa fashian."

November 8, 2011 at 7:10 PM
Fred4Pres said...

The epitome of famous for fame
Simply hungry to play her game
Born into green and gold
Her resume run long and cold

One of many siblings born was she
Known for her innocence she’ll never be
The smartest cookie in the jar
Doing everything to be a star

November 8, 2011 at 7:12 PM
Fred4Pres said...

This dude has it bad:

More beautiful than Beautiful, you're a dream come true.
You radiate, Beauty, from every part of you.
Your eyes, so brown and beautiful, I could gaze upon them, for hours on end.
They possess, such sparkle, a witching resplendence
That captivate me, so.
Nothing, as such, enthralls me, as your eyes, so beautiful,
Deep, dark, and seductive.
There's no woman, out there, to match, your allure.
It seems, there's beauty, in your every contour,
Exhilarating, the very essence, of you.
Haunted, I am, by your heavenly hue
With every fiber of my being, I am, so, into you.


Your curves, so seductive, bring, my passions, to a rise.
Pleasure is there perfection, in my eyes.
Your smile, radiant and lovely, captivates me, so,
Just to have you smile at me would set my heart, aglow.
You make me flutter, with Butterflies, you just take my breath away.
By you and your beauty, I'm left, just dazed.
Your wowing wonder, leaves me, utterly, amazed.
I'm moved, by you, in everyway.


Those lips, sumptuous, soft, and beautiful, luscious, lush, and full.
I beg, for a taste of them, I want to kiss them, so.
You, I can not resist.
The mere thought of you, alone, it is, such bliss,
That I can not contain.
Your beauty, sing to me, with such a, sweet, refrain.
Summoned, I am, by your siren's song.
To be, so close to you, my heart, it longs.
Amorous, for you, is my desire.
Such fervor, in me, your beauty inspires.


Your olive-caramel skin, in all its lovely hues,
So silky, soft, and succulent, leaves me, wanting, a taste of you.
Never before, have I been, so enthralled.
By you and your beauty, I'm just, extolled.
Every time, I see you, in love, I fall.
Nothing matches, your utter, exhilarating, ecstasy.
If I had to give beauty a name, I'd name it, Kimberly!!!

November 8, 2011 at 7:13 PM

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