Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend (The next generation)


New York Post July 2, 2008 –
Derek Jeter won't deny that his love life is legendary - and he also admits this page is the place to read about it. "Prowess. That's a good one . . . prowess," the hunky Bombers captain tells SI.com when asked about his randy reputation. "Don't believe everything you read. Please don't believe it. And don't say anything bad about Page Six because they're already on me, man." Jeter's conquests include Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Biel and Lara Dutta.

Copacabana Nightclub April 15, 1997
(Yankee players Derek Jeter and Jorge Posada are out on the town and decide to go old school and go to the Copa)
Nightlife impresario Howard Stein: Hey Derek nice to meet you. Who’s your friend?
Derek Jeter: This is Jorge Posada the best catcher in Major League baseball.
Howard Stein: Really I thought Mike Piazza was the best catcher in the league.
Jorge Posada: We are talking about on the field not in the men’s room.
Derek Jeter: Hey who’s that hot chick sitting over there at the banquet? Man, caliente, what a rack on that broad. She looks familiar.
Howard Stein: Oh that’s Mariah Carey. She just broke up with her husband Tommy Mottola. She’s good to go man. Ready to be ridden. Let me introduce you.
(They walk over)
Howard Stein: Hey Mariah how ya doing? Let me introduce you to my friend Derek Jeter.
Mariah Carey: (in a breathy sexy voice) Hi Derek. Nice to meet ya. (She stands up and extends her hand shyly and shakes with Derek)
Derek Jeter: Nice to meet you too.
Howard Stein: Hey let’s sit down, I’ll get us some champagne on the house.
Mariah: That sounds good. (Mariah sits down opposite Derek, and as she does her legs are slightly open. She is not wearing any underwear)
Derek Jeter: Hey did somebody order sushi?

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