Christopher Lee: What is this Igor? A birthday gift? Let me open it up.
Igor: Aaarrrggghhhh!!!!
Christopher Lee: It's from Japan. I am so excited. We used to give great birthday gifts back in Wisconsin. I remember the first Cher Album I got when I was seven. It was on 8 track.
Igor:Aaaarrrgggghhh!!!!
Christopher Lee: WHAT IS THIS? A TINY COCK RING? HOW DARE YOU! (Lee begins to beat Igor about his head and hump with his rolled up copy of Archtectual Digest) You fool. What an insult. In punishment you must clean the loft on your knees naked and take the rare clumbers for a walk in the snow. Barefoot.
Igor:Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!
1 comment:
A training ring for a shoat that someday will grow into a hog worshipped by Judy Garland fans everywhere.
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