Trooper York: I hate taxes man.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I hate taxes man.

The only thing that keeps me going while I am doing these fucking taxes is Black Coffee.

And Julie London of course.

23 comments:

Trooper York said...: I know I just posted this in February, but fuck you I like it.

I have had 17 cups of coffee today.; April 7, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Trooper York said...: We have one of these new machines that brews an individual cup and you don't have to clean the whole pot and stuff.; April 7, 2009 at 8:14 PM
Trooper York said...: That's not good for old trooper. I don't know if you noticed but he can get kinda complusive. Wait I need another cup.; April 7, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Jason (the commenter) said...: Do you put sugar in your coffee?; April 7, 2009 at 8:23 PM
Trooper York said...: No.; April 7, 2009 at 8:27 PM
blake said...: If damned Fox hadn't pulled off "Futurama" from YouTube, I'd have the perfect clip.

Let's just say 283 cups of coffee to go.; April 7, 2009 at 9:05 PM
Jason (the commenter) said...: Blake, do you mean 83 cups of coffee to go?; April 7, 2009 at 9:21 PM
Jason (the commenter) said...: We have one of these new machines that brews an individual cup and you don't have to clean the whole pot and stuff.

I have an old machine that does that. You just sit it on your coffee cup. But you have to like your coffee strong.; April 7, 2009 at 9:27 PM
Penny said...: If you are having 17 cups of coffee, wouldn't it be better to get one of those caterer's urns?; April 7, 2009 at 10:23 PM
Titushasmovedon said...: You must be pissing quite a bit today.

Nothing like a nice hot coffee piss.; April 7, 2009 at 10:25 PM
Titushasmovedon said...: I never liked the taste of coffee.

Could you do my taxes Troop?

Who's taxes are you doing?; April 7, 2009 at 10:27 PM
Titushasmovedon said...: I don't know how to make coffee.

I just farted.

My balls kind of smell right now. I like to stick my hands down the front of my sweats when my balls sweat and put my hands up to my nose real fast to smell the pungy yet somewhat satisfying smell.

thank you for allowing me to be so honest with all of you.; April 7, 2009 at 10:32 PM
Titushasmovedon said...: I wish I was really limber and could just stick my nose down there and smell. That would be nice and I would welcome that little indulgence.

I have a friend who is really limber and can suck his own hog.; April 7, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Titushasmovedon said...: Sweaty Balls...

And

Pointy Tits...

4 things that make the world a very special place.

If you are ever feeling down just think that there are sweaty balls and pointy tits.; April 7, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Ron said...: Trooper try this one...
http://www.viddler.com/explore/darealmoflight/videos/1/; April 8, 2009 at 4:08 AM
ricpic said...: Titus first told us he doesn't like onions. Now he tells us he doesn't like coffee. Titus, being a homo is the least of your sins.; April 8, 2009 at 9:12 AM
Darcy said...: You're cranky lately, Trooper!

Hopefully, when I get back from my cruise you'll be happy again. Does that happen after the 15th?; April 8, 2009 at 9:46 AM
Darcy said...: *waves at ricpic*; April 8, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Ron said...: Trooper's cranky cause he hasn't had his coffee.; April 8, 2009 at 9:57 AM
ricpic said...: Ya see guys? Darce still loves me. ;^); April 8, 2009 at 10:26 AM
Darcy said...: Oh, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.

(hee hee); April 8, 2009 at 11:42 AM
blake said...: Again wid da Abba?!

I'm pretty sure there's a disco clause in the Geneva convention.; April 8, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Ron said...: Darcy's actually still part of ABBA...no, really.; April 9, 2009 at 1:19 PM

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