What a horrible week I have had. First my favorite blogger took time off and didn’t post for three days. How dare he have a life away from the computer! The bastard. Then my second favorite blogger is posting all this mushy stuff because she has a new boyfriend. I mean really what is this fucking high school. Ok so you are finally getting some. I want more photos of dead plants and animals. Dogs urinating. And incomprehensible legal theories that are so fucking boring that I can read to W so he can fall asleep. He’s getting tired of the “Wind in the Willows.” Shape up and bow down.
Anyway W and his father have been on the phone with each other non stop ever since poor BarryO went and bowed down to the Saudi sheik. Poppy Bush is beside himself. He can’t believe that Barry would lower the Presidency to such a level by showing subservience to foreign despot. Especially an A-Rab. I mean it is fine to take money from them that is an old and honored tradition in American Politics. But you never let those sand monkeys think they are better than you. They only thing they understand is a boot on their throat. I mean Americans have been smacking around these camel jockeys ever since Stephen Decatur first ran his pantaloons up the mizzen mast for Christ sake. Any hoo, Poppy was going on and on and on till I couldn’t take it anymore. So I decided to let him on a little knowledge that had been passed down from First Lady to First Lady in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Underpants.
You see several Presidents have done things that have temporarily lowered the standing of the American Presidency. Either through stupidity or ignorance they engaged in behavior that had a whole different symbolic cultural meaning that they were not aware of at the time they did . One of the worse examples that there ever was old Calvin Coolidge. You see when he went to Sioux reservation they decided to play a joke on him. They gave him a headdress of eagle feathers to wear and he put it on and they took that famous photo that is in all of the history books. They always use it when they want to mock him or to show the stupid things Presidents will do to get elected.
You see it was the traditional bonnet of the Berdache or “Two Spirits” of the Lakota Sioux tribe. The Berdache were cross dressers who were often homosexual but who were not shamed or shunned by the tribe. They even would get married to men which they couldn’t do today.
They had an honored place in the life of the Lakota serving as healers and performing show tunes for the amusement of the rest of the tribe. So to have their little joke they put Silent Cal in the gay bonnet which was made entirely of lubed up tail feathers. It’s the same one the guy wears in the Village People. Those redskins all got a good laugh out of that one let me tell you. And there was really no harm done.
So when I told Poppy about that he kind of calmed down. I mean it will all blow over. You see everyone has forgotten how Poppy blew chunks all over that chink that time. People forget. If you told them that the President was dressed like a gay Indian, they would just think that he was dressed up like Sanjaya.
Anyway W and his father have been on the phone with each other non stop ever since poor BarryO went and bowed down to the Saudi sheik. Poppy Bush is beside himself. He can’t believe that Barry would lower the Presidency to such a level by showing subservience to foreign despot. Especially an A-Rab. I mean it is fine to take money from them that is an old and honored tradition in American Politics. But you never let those sand monkeys think they are better than you. They only thing they understand is a boot on their throat. I mean Americans have been smacking around these camel jockeys ever since Stephen Decatur first ran his pantaloons up the mizzen mast for Christ sake. Any hoo, Poppy was going on and on and on till I couldn’t take it anymore. So I decided to let him on a little knowledge that had been passed down from First Lady to First Lady in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Underpants.
You see several Presidents have done things that have temporarily lowered the standing of the American Presidency. Either through stupidity or ignorance they engaged in behavior that had a whole different symbolic cultural meaning that they were not aware of at the time they did . One of the worse examples that there ever was old Calvin Coolidge. You see when he went to Sioux reservation they decided to play a joke on him. They gave him a headdress of eagle feathers to wear and he put it on and they took that famous photo that is in all of the history books. They always use it when they want to mock him or to show the stupid things Presidents will do to get elected.
You see it was the traditional bonnet of the Berdache or “Two Spirits” of the Lakota Sioux tribe. The Berdache were cross dressers who were often homosexual but who were not shamed or shunned by the tribe. They even would get married to men which they couldn’t do today.
They had an honored place in the life of the Lakota serving as healers and performing show tunes for the amusement of the rest of the tribe. So to have their little joke they put Silent Cal in the gay bonnet which was made entirely of lubed up tail feathers. It’s the same one the guy wears in the Village People. Those redskins all got a good laugh out of that one let me tell you. And there was really no harm done.
So when I told Poppy about that he kind of calmed down. I mean it will all blow over. You see everyone has forgotten how Poppy blew chunks all over that chink that time. People forget. If you told them that the President was dressed like a gay Indian, they would just think that he was dressed up like Sanjaya.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
3 comments:
Welcome back!
I guess the Laura Bush Diary I bought on Ebay is a fake, huh?
Bowing down to the A-Rabs eh? Well not so different than Madonna bowing down to that A-Rod guy, I guess. So now we need A-Reb, A-Rib and A-Rub down to make all the other vowels feel loved.
I have a feeling Obama has them all covered, but he sure seems to have his favorites...a,e,IOU!
Say what you will, at least Silent Cal made no pretence of being an Indian or hankering after redskin wisdom. Even with that ridiculous headdress on he remained what he was: a prudent protestant president in a suit. I wonder who the present schmuck in the white house is?
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