Monday, November 7, 2011

Herman Cain is taking some nasty Bialick's


Drudge Report......
A woman has come forward to accuse Republican Presidential candidate Herman Cain of innappropriate conduct when she approached him about obtaining a job. Althought she did not work for him at the time and invited him up to her hotel room this represents sexual harrassment under section 69 of the feminist codebook of proper dating procedures for anyone not named Bill Clinton. Mr. Cain has declared that he is totally innocent and has demanded an investigation to clear his name. He has named Penn State Football Coach Joe Paterno to investigate these horrible allegations.....developing.

31 comments:

ricpic said...

Yes, Mr. Cain, this is Blow Job Central. You want a blonde one with a snub nose, a shapely mouth and a good ducking and bobbing motion? That can be arranged. And she has to be able to take....HOW MANY INCHES?!?!

blake said...

She looks legit.

Fred4Pres said...

I am not buying it without more proof. Call me crazy like that, but women do occasionally lie.

Fred4Pres said...

Is it me or having such a press conference at the Friars Club strange?

I hear that Carol Herman will have a press conference next. Except her statement will not make any sense before she vears off into complete irrelevancy.

She will be followed by J, whose accusations of sexual harassment will be discounted for refusing to take off his Guy Fawkes mask and that J will be accused of stalking and harassment by several persons at the press confrence.

ndspinelli said...

"Section 69"..clever!

Titus said...

She's a whore.

chickelit said...

The fact that Bialick is represented by Gloria Allred disqualifies her testimony in my opinion.

If she's lying, she should have picked different counsel.

If she's telling the truth, she should have picked different counsel.

I get the impression that Bialek didn't chose her counsel--rather, she was picked by Allred.

chickelit said...

Because the truth is that Gloria Allred has a history of partisan intervention.

I think everyone is loser here except Allred's billables.

Fred4Pres said...

Anyway, Joe Paterno is an Obama man.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

I don't believe it for several reasons.

IF Cain acted this way, it was a pattern of behavior and people would have been talking about it long ago. Other than a couple of routine disgruntled ex employees being paid nuisance kiss off money to go away, there haven't been any rumors.

IF this was something that he did, he would have to be a moron (or a complete sociopath) to think that no one would bring out the dirty details when he ran for President. He would have to know that people would be salivating over the opportunity to spill the beans.

Cain isn't a moron and he doesn't strike me as a sociopath.

rcocean said...

I hate this crap. Why do these women always wait 10-15 years to make bring these things up again?

Anita Hill was a back-stabbing Liberal lesbian bitch.

I wonder what this one is.

Titus said...

She is exactly what I pictured her to look like.

She's sucked many a cock before.

You guys would all do her too, especially if she was 10 years younger.

Titus said...

I didn't know Hill was a dyke.

chickelit said...

rcocean said...
I hate this crap. Why do these women always wait 10-15 years to make bring these things up again?

Follow the money.

Opus One Media said...

i corrected seems to seams...me bad. how are you you nasty fella? happy thanksgiving if i don't catch up.

The Dude said...

Yeah, whores like hdhouse suck dick and never tell.

edutcher said...

Alluded to this at the other place, but she looks like one of those straying wives that jumped the high school football team, not to mention the mailman, milkman, and pool boy, and all the husbands in the cul-de-sac that was always the central character in those old paperbacks from the 50s. All she needs is the negligee from Frederick's

According to Morris, she hasn't worked in 13 years. At least, legally. Also, Hannity and Morris, both of whom apparently know him, agreed this is way out of character for him.

And does anybody else notice how this fits in with the Barack Obama MO of making sure he always runs virtually unopposed?

edutcher said...

And, apparently, she only worked 6 months at the NRA with the circumstances of her leaving unspecified.

Could we be looking at a motive?

rcocean said...

Yep Anita was a Lesbo, wasn't it obvious?

Titus said...

Usually libtards attack some messenger....

But in this case, I say let's torch this whores house and her bastard child.

Bye A Lick-total slut.

My ass she is a teabagger.

rcommal said...

:

Trooper York said...

Guys, guys why are you so upset at lesbian sex. We are big fans of lesbian sex here at Trooper York. Of course the kind where Kay Parker gets it on with Honey Wilder so to speak.

Some of my favorite movies feature such adventures.

My personal favorite: Hannah Does Her Sisters.

Trooper York said...

She kinda looks like Murphy Brown.

rcommal said...

Allred sets my teeth on edge and my hairs on end. However, this has limited bearing on whether or not the claims of every, much less any particular, client of hers has merit.

Scary, scary indeed it is to think of the implications of the notion that the truth or falsity of anyone's testimony ought to be rendered instantly irrelevant based simply on reaction to the choice of legal representation. (Consider the proposition, as such: The fact that x is represented by y disqualifies x's testimony.) A broader recollection and scan of history and reflection upon that ought be enough to check the impulse to too quickly, much less so emphatically, embrace such a stance, much less such a principle.

windbag said...

I was sorta hoping for another Allred reenactment of the incident, like this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZIvqhAfdk4

chickelit said...

Scary, scary indeed it is to think of the implications of the notion that the truth or falsity of anyone's testimony ought to be rendered instantly irrelevant based simply on reaction to the choice of legal representation.


First, I hope you're not Ritmo or someone else in drag. It would be funny if you were when you get outed.

Second, this isn't a court of law, this is a court of public opinion, so please hold your banalysis of whether Allred is fit to represent Bialick--unless of course you're prepared to lose that one.

rcommal said...

Be careful what you wish for; it might not be so funny, even though "banalysis" is laugh-out-loud funny in a particular, traditional, punny, in-group-shared sort of way.

rcommal said...

*when you get outed*

Um.

Fred4Pres said...

We are big fans of lesbian sex here at Trooper York.

Will these five accusers of Cain engage in a sapphic lover cluster at the upcoming press conference? Because that would be hot.

Fred4Pres said...

Not a lot of sane people think Allred is very credible. Just sayin. If Bialek was a tea partier, seems she could have found a better lawyer than that limo chasin hoo-war.

rcocean said...

"We are big fans of lesbian sex here at Trooper York."

I for one would qualify that as "big fans of beautiful young girls having lesbian sex while we watch."

Maybe Titus is turned on thinking about Whoopee Goldberg and Rosie having sex. (Big tits!)

Me not so much.