"Coach I have something to tell you and I am very upset. I don't know what to do."
"Spit it out Schwegler. How bad can it be?"
"It is as bad as bad can be coach. I went to the lockerroom late last night and I saw Coach Sandusky. He was with a young boy. About ten years old. I think he is one of those kids from his foundation."
"So what was so bad about that? They are around the program all the time."
"Well Coach.....they were naked....and they were in the showers....and Coach Sandusky was fucking the kid in the ass."
"WHAT!!! WHAT DID YOU DO YOU FUCKWIT! DID YOU PULL HIM OFF HIM AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM! DID YOU CALL THE FUCKING COPS! WHAT THE FUCK!"
"I didn't do anything Coach. I just backed out of there and went home. I thought about it and came here to tell you about it."
"Son what is there to think about. It is a terrible way to go through life so stupid. Pompey get my Winchester."
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First you put the Winchester up his ass then...
As it should have been.
Pompey "Yes sir, Mr. Doniphon, but I wouldn't go shootin' that boy just yet. Maybe Ransom Stoddard should represent him or sumpin'."
Tom Doniphon "That weaselly little lawyer couldn't pour piss out of his boot if the instructions were on the heel. Now fetch my rifle, we're going to hunt a child rapist. But before I shoot him, you can use your tongs and a blow torch to show that bastard how we do things here in Shinbone."
The way it was done in the Good Old Days.
Pennsylvania is a perverse twisted place...
I was thinking of a new series:
The Man Who Shot Joe Paterno.
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