Marilyn's Diary

Uncle Herman and Aunt Lily were very social. They loved to have family over to visit. Whenever anyone came to Southern California Aunt Lily insisted that they would stay with us.

I remember when our cousin Gill was visiting us. He hailed from the Black Lagoon. You know Detroit. He was visiting because he had an audition at Warner Brothers.

The funny thing that cousin Gill was one of Aunt Lily's old boyfriends and she was very excited to see him. Now you might think it weird that they were first cousins and had a wild affair but monsters often loved and married their close family members. Because if they got married had kids and they turned out to be monsters....well that would be all right. So it opened up the dating pool and it seemed that Aunt Lily loved to dip her toe in. She wanted to spend lots of time with cousin Gill and she took him all around. Uncle Herman didn't care. While they were out he could come up to my room and we would make wild crazy monster love. It was one of our best bouts of lovemaking in the entire time I lived at the Munster Mansion.

Later that night we said goodbye to Cousin Gill. When he kissed me goodbye his breath really smelled like fish. But that was fine.

You see so did Uncle Herman.

I love my Uncle Herman.